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QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Farms Harvested:	112
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Potions Brewed:	172	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	9361	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Towns Built:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mines Excavated:	4745	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ores Mined:	3400	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7712	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Perception Speed Craft

biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Craft, Decision making, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, information processing speed, Perception, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, perception tendencies, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, SPEED

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	115406
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

Everdusk

Adventure, armor, Buffs, BUILD, Collectibles, Community, Currency, Custom Tools, Events, Everdusk, exclusive, Friends, invite rewards, limited time, Loot, love, Player Run Economy, Rewards, smp, Survival, Trading, Utilities, Valentines

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Everdusk Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Everdusk
Event	Valentine’s Void Vault
Features
Discord	https://discord.gg/uXys7V749z
Server IP	Play.Everdusk.Co

FAQs

Q: How do I participate in the Valentine’s Void Vault event?

A: You can participate in the event by logging into the Everdusk server during the Valentine’s season and unlocking the exclusive rewards in the Vault.

Q: Can I earn premium currency without paying?

A: Yes! You can earn “Evercoins” through gameplay without having to pay, allowing you to access premium features such as Ranks and Crate Keys.

Q: How does the Player-Run Economy work?

A: Players can compete to become the richest or build a trading empire by buying and selling items within the game.

Q: What are the benefits of Custom Tools, Armor & Utilities?

A: Custom enhancements can help level up your adventure by providing powerful tools, armor, and utilities to aid you in your journey.

Q: How can I get free Crate Keys through Invite Rewards?

A: By inviting friends to join the Everdusk server, you can receive free Crate Keys as a reward for bringing new players to the community.

Eternal Coco’s Legacy 1.21

animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Coco, Coco died for nothing, Coco’s story, cocos, cruelty free, died, ETERNAL, Grief, Heartbreaking, injustice, justice for Coco, Legacy, Loss, Nothing, preventable tragedy, senseless loss, tragic death, tragic event, tragic loss, unnecessary death

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Votes:	2676
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, forget about all those boring servers out there, this one is where it’s at. Why should you join? Well, for starters, Coco died for nothing, so like, you might as well join this server and make his sacrifice worth it, ya know? Plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the best part? We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. I’m not even kidding, it’s insane. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Coco proud, or something.

Players:	93/500	Votes:	7191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Potions Brewed:	26	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2