CraftyCancerDetective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Luke Look Server

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hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest in the spawn area that is filled with diamonds and golden apples! but be careful, there is a giant chicken guarding it that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dingoes Evolved From East Asian Dog-Like Ancestor: StudyCraft

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Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where dingoes have evolved from East Asian dog-like ancestors? Yeah, you heard me right! These dingoes are running around the server like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of block-building and combat. They are always ready to swoop in and save the day whenever the dingoes get out of hand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, there are rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. It is said to be guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes and a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockyStar Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have global alliances that rival the greatest empires in history. Ship 1 is ruled by the fearsome RappyDeathsquad, while Ship 2 is controlled by the mighty Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, and Stardust Drive. Ship 3 is under the reign of the mysterious Mitsuba, and Ship 4 is so exclusive, it’s chat is only for the chosen few.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we have scratch tickets that can give you the most fashionable items in all of Minecraft. Want to look like a diamond-encrusted warrior? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our NGS Damage Calculator – it’s so accurate, it can predict how much damage you’ll take from a falling block.

Join us on this wild adventure where fashion meets function, and where alliances are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly legendary. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Angry People SMP – Attractive Minecraft

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Are you tired of seeing all those beautiful people on other Minecraft servers, making you feel inadequate and angry? Well, look no further because on our server, attractive people literally make me uncontrollably angry! Join us and let’s band together to make those beautiful players suffer for their good looks. With crazy challenges, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of chaos, this server is not for the faint of heart. So come on, join us and let’s unleash our inner rage on those pesky pretty players!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FactNinjaMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the players! These rebellious pigs have built their own piggy kingdom and are plotting to take over the entire server. Will you join forces with the players to stop them, or will you join the pigs in their quest for domination? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LadyCraftBoss

Assertiveness, Communication, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, empowerment, gender equality, Gender Roles, LadyCraftBoss, leadership, modern relationships, mutual respect, Open-mindedness, Partnership, personal growth, physical intimacy, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, traditional roles, Trust, Vulnerability, woman in control

Are you tired of being bossed around by your significant other in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the women are always in charge! Watch as your virtual girlfriend builds you a castle while you gather resources like a good little miner. Who needs a therapist when you can work through your relationship issues in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the power dynamics shift in your favor!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Animals Bred:	148
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
New Chunks Explored:	700203	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixel Pals Paradise

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So, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in Minecraft, bros and broettes! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons to join this server!

First off, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it, dude! Need a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got those too, man!

But that’s not all! We also have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server and breathe fire on all your enemies. And don’t worry, he’s house-trained and won’t burn down your base… most of the time.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yeah, you can build a house out of gummy bears and eat your way to victory!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

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So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2636	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of smoking cigarettes the wrong way? Come join our Minecraft server and learn the proper technique from our smoking experts! We promise a nicotine hit that will blow your mind, just like that first cigarette in Bali. Our government-approved method will have you inhaling like a pro in no time. Plus, our virtual cigarettes are way cheaper than $32.95 a pack, so you can puff away guilt-free. Trust us, after a few rounds on our server, you’ll be feeling as good as if you drank dogshit vodka. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience – join us now!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Minecraft SMP Sicko Minecraft SMP Cuck Minecraft SMP Talk Minecraft SMP Findom Minecraft SMP Looking Minecraft SMP Maybe Minecraft SMP With Minecraft SMP To Minecraft SMP And Minecraft SMP.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we specialize in findom talk with paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks! Our community is so wild that even the creepiest loli enthusiasts feel right at home. Tag along with miiseyle and embark on a journey filled with outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	77	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4669
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockBreakersUnited

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Are you tired of your friends stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! We even have a special jail for anyone caught red-handed with stolen diamonds – complete with a diamond-encrusted cell door!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Breakup Island” – a place where players can send their ex-friends or ex-lovers to live out their days in isolation. Rumor has it that the only way to escape is by crafting a diamond ring and proposing marriage to the nearest creeper!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond-related shenanigans, then join us today! Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a blocky pig named Porkchop.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockBlasters – LebanonEdition

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit dat even Beirut is shakin’ from da heavy strikes! Israel be expandin’ their campaign in Lebanon, but who cares bout dat when u can be playin’ on dis epic server, amirite?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodgin’ virtual bombs while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like a boss. Plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock secret powers dat will make u the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane server and let’s show Beirut who’s really in charge!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VapeCrafters: Young Adult Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server ever? We got a sharp rise in vaping among young adult non-smokers, like, whoa! One million adults in England started vaping even though they never smoked regularly. And get this, most of them are young adults! Like, 1 in 7 18-24-year-olds who never smoked regularly are now vaping on our server. It’s a total vape nation up in here! Join now for a smokin’ good time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1211	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	233

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Not Hermitcraft, Just Some Lonely Crafter [110% Vanilla Fun] JOIN NOW! 1.21.1

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Welcome to NotHermitcraft!

Description	NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more.
Server Info	Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP
Rules	No swearing or you have to put a diamond in the Swore Jar – we want the server to be wholesome like Hermitcraft. Be cool to one another. No griefing, hacking, x-raying, duping, glitching etc. No ‘adult’ content / discussion etc since there are younger players around.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join NotHermitcraft?

You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!

What happens during a Soft Reset event?

A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.

Are there age restrictions on the server?

We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.

What are some of the server rules?

Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crops Grown:	3089
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

5 To Bun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle while sipping tea. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they have their own reality TV show where they gossip about who has the best potato farm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yotsubest lovers, who have built a shrine to their favorite anime character out of diamond blocks. And rumor has it, if you find all the hidden treasure chests on the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server this wild and crazy?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6370
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3253