CraftyCancerDetective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Movie Critics Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching movies with normies who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss only the most redpilled films that will make your brain explode with enlightenment! Our community is filled with film buffs who will dissect every scene and uncover hidden messages that will blow your mind. So come join us and get ready to have your worldview completely shattered in the best way possible!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Broke Fam Minecraft Server

apartment living, asian family, Australia, BROKE, child care, collector’s items, DEBT, drug addiction, fam, family dynamics, family struggles, financial help, home environment, Job Search, learning disability, long-term planning, Minecraft, moving out, night shifts, Parental Responsibility, rent money, Server, tenancy agreement, unpaid child care

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a way to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world full of adventure, where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Forget about family drama and crazy living situations, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. No more dealing with drug-addicted dads who sleep in the bathroom or having to play babysitter for your sibling with a learning disability.

Join our server and embark on a journey to a land where the only limits are your imagination. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why wait? Leave your real-life troubles behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs two wives and a crazy living situation when you can have a blocky paradise to escape to? Let’s mine and craft our way to a better tomorrow!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyCopsNTrouble

911, AITAH, Argument, bedroom door, calling the cops, CraftyCopsNTrouble, Divorce, Gaslighting, Harmless, knife, Marriage, relationship advice, Scared, scared AF, silent treatment, SPOOKED, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sharper than our diamond swords are the knives our players bring to arguments! Join us for a thrilling experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time one player’s spouse brought a knife to their in-game dispute. Will they survive the night? Will they trust each other again? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique bonding experience where players can test their relationships by bringing virtual knives to settle disagreements. Who needs marriage counseling when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and see if your love can withstand the sharp edges of our virtual world.

And don’t worry, we promise our players are harmless… or are they? Join now and find out for yourself if you should lock your bedroom door at night or trust your fellow gamers with your virtual life. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and sharp objects, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InfluentialSteve Minecraft SMP

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Forget historical figures, the real MVPs are the players on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to become the next big shot in the virtual world. We’ve got legendary players who have built entire empires out of dirt blocks and defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted armor.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, you can become a legend in your own right. Who needs history books when you can make your mark on the digital world? Join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PixelPeepersGuild

blue light, Digital Detox, digital eye strain, eye care, eye care routine, eye exercises, eye fatigue, eye health, eye health awareness, eye health tips, eye protection, eye strain prevention, eye strain relief, long term eye health, PixelPeepersGuild, screen fatigue, screen time, screen time management, screen time tips, social media, vision care

Hey there, tired of frying your eyeballs on social media all day? Well, have we got the solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Not only will you be saving your precious peepers from the harmful blue light of doom, but you’ll also be embarking on epic adventures, building insane structures, and battling virtual dragons (yes, dragons, we said it). Say goodbye to eye strain and hello to pixelated paradise! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your way to healthier eyes and endless fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LanderOops, Minecraft Server! No Squares, Just Fun! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Hermitcraft Vibes, Come Join Us! 🌟

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Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Some of our tweaks:

Custom texture pack	A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
The only teleport command of /spawn	Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft	We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
DiscordSRV	Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
CoreProtect	Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.

Our server is now 3 months old.

We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

Application process:

You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2038	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Bug Skill Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We encourage all players to embrace their inner bug and exploit every glitch in the game to their advantage. Want to fly without wings? No problem! Want to swim in lava without getting burned? We got you covered! Join us and show off your mad bug skills like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who has built an entire city out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and defeat him in a building competition, he will grant you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the quest of a lifetime to find Blocky Bob and claim your wishes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most bug-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Star Shards Collected:	222	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Answer Me Minecraft SMP

Anime, answer, Bleach, comparison, controversy, criticism, DBspics, discrimination, Disrespect, fanbase, Fandom, lack of respect, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstood, Narutards, One pissers, popular shonens, redheaded step child, Rivalry, smp, Stereotypes, Underappreciated

Are you tired of being disrespected for loving Bleach? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, we worship Bleach like it’s the holy grail of anime! Join us and become a part of our epic quest to prove to all the DBspics, Narutards, and One pissers that Bleach is the ultimate shonen anime. We even have secret rituals where we summon Soul Reapers and Hollows to protect our base from griefers. So come on, join us and show the world that Bleach is not to be messed with!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RejectCraft SMP: Rejected in Pixels

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Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rejection you’ll face is when a creeper blows up your house because you forgot to close the door! Trust us, getting blown up by a creeper is way better than getting rejected by your crush. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rejected players locked up…just kidding! Or are we? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Potions Brewed:	110	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Skillz4DayzMC

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be able to master the skill of building epic structures overnight! That’s right, no more spending hours trying to perfect your castle or skyscraper, just one night on our server and you’ll be a building pro!

But that’s not all, joining our server will also give you the ability to tame any animal in the game with just a wink and a smile. Want a pet dragon? No problem! How about a unicorn? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find it and the riches will be yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a master builder, animal tamer, and treasure hunter all in one night!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dairy Farm Biogas Bonanza

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yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we be turnin’ dairy farm farts into biogas, makin’ mad cash and savin’ da planet at da same time! we be reducin’ emissions like crazy, like 5 times more than anyone even knows about. join us and help us keep da world cool, like literally, cuz we keepin’ temperatures low and makin’ bank at da same time. come on, join da fun and save da planet, one cow fart at a time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Trash Eats Minecraft Server

Africa, African cuisine, Africans, Eats, fisherman, food contamination, food hygiene, food markets, food poisoning, Food Safety, food safety regulations, food storage, food vendors, foodborne diseases, foodborne illness, foodborne outbreaks, hygiene, milk, Minecraft, Server, street food, street vendors, Trash, Vendors

Looking for a wild adventure in the land of Africa? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of street food vendors like Smith, who may or may not have questionable hygiene practices!

Ever heard of Callme Kenneth, the daring fisherman who travels hundreds of kilometers to sell his fresh catch from Lake Karibu on the streets? Who needs a fridge when you can just sell fish under the scorching African sun?

INRI organization is here to save the day by teaching African males how to sell milk in a hygienic way. Say goodbye to plastic containers and hello to Daniel Dzamboo’s aluminum milk containers!

With 130,000 reported deaths from food poisoning last year, who knows what other crazy food adventures await you in Africa? Join our server now and explore the rising inner food markets with Oppong Otoo Mutaatai! Who needs China when you have the culinary delights of Africa waiting for you?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	84
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Gumball’s Minecraft SMP High School Adventure

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Join our Minecraft SMP where Gumball, a fat-bottomed catboy, is the star of the show! He’s attending high school for the first time, but thanks to a districting error, he’s stuck in a school full of humans. Can you help Gumball navigate the drama and chaos of high school life? Join now for a chance to befriend Gumball and help him take on the mean kids who are in desperate need of some relief. Who knew a catboy could cause so much trouble in a school full of humans? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BabyCashCraft

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Are you tired of being judged for being a single father trying to provide for his babies? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all parents, regardless of gender, and we won’t shame you for finding money in unexpected places.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build a virtual world for your little ones, all while dodging judgmental siblings who think they know best. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find hidden treasures in your virtual diaper boxes and formula cans!

Don’t let anyone make you feel like an aita for wanting to keep what’s rightfully yours. Come join our server and let’s show the world that parenting knows no gender boundaries!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	7090
Animals Bred:	114	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ChildhoodMemoryMC SMP

carefree days, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood friends, childhood home, childhood memories, ChildhoodMemoryMC, family time, family traditions, growing up, happy times, heartwarming memories, Innocence, joyful moments, Laughter, Nostalgia, playing outside, precious moments, sibling bonds, smp, special occasions, unforgettable experiences

Remember that time you accidentally set your neighbor’s house on fire while playing with matches? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft! Our SMP is the perfect place for chaotic players who love to cause mayhem and destruction. Join us for a chance to relive those unforgettable childhood memories in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So grab your flint and steel, because things are about to get lit (literally)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Love Letters Sent:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.