CraftyCactusCrusade server – where noobs become pros and creepers get trolled! #rosemi-sama

Beginner, Beginning, blogging, Community, CraftyCactusCrusade, CREEPERS, Excited, Exploring, first post, first timer, getting started, greetings, Happy, hello world, initial post, introduction, joining in, new user, Noobs, Pros, rosemi-sama, rosemisama, Server, social media, starting out, Trolled, welcome

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchantments Applied:	243
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Void Gems Collected:	32
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking cows! Our server is like a crazy circus meets a fantasy world, where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy and marshmallows? Easy peasy.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Runes Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	8064
Falling into the Void:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Alien Abductions:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4801	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

BlockyScience: Trump Edition

administration, Analysis, BlockyScience, climate change, data, Decisions, Edition, Environment, Experts, funding, Future, Government, Impact, innovation, policy, Politics, regulations, research, Science, scientists, Technology, trump

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchantments Applied:	115
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3401	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CRAFTORIA SERVER [MODDED]

Chunks, Coventry, Craftoria, Curseforge, Discord, End.., est, Game, Hosted, Ip:, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Nether, Overworld, pre generated, restarts, Server, Twilight Forest, uk, Version, world border

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Craftoria
Pack Version	1.14.0
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.21.1
Server IP	Can be found in this Discord: https://discord.gg/vyuguexB6n
Hosted	Coventry, UK
Pre-generated Chunks	Overworld, Nether, End, Twilight Forest up to 20,000 blocks out from 0,0
World-border	30,000 (Radius)
Server Restarts	Regularly occur at 12am, 8am, and 4pm EST

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can find the Server IP in the Discord mentioned above.

2. Is the server location a problem for players outside the UK?

Not necessarily, give it a try if you’re interested. Connection quality may vary based on your location.

3. Can I explore beyond the world border?

No, the world border is set at 30,000 blocks (Radius).

4. Where can I find server rules and announcements?

All server info, rules, and announcements can be found in the Discord server provided.

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, age gap relationships, AMBITION, crafted, Dedication, determination, fantasy fulfillment, fulfillment, generational differences, goal-setting, hard work, lifestyle choices, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Realms, seduction, self improvement, sexual prowess, success, sugar daddy, VIRGINITY, work ethic

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	3068
Dragons Tamed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready to work your ass off like a sweaty old man slinging dicks left and right. But don’t worry, because on this server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies with ditzy young women who don’t give a damn about their virginity.

Join us if you’re ready to build, mine, and craft your way to a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Let’s get weird, baby!

BdayNoShow Minecraft Server

BdayNoShow, Birthday, birthday attendance, birthday celebration, birthday conflict, birthday dilemma, birthday etiquette, birthday off, birthday tradition, Boyfriend, celebration, conflicting plans, family, friend’s wedding, Minecraft, personal time, Relax, Server, sleep in, social event, social obligation, special day, work

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where birthdays are celebrated in the most epic and outrageous ways! Join us and experience a birthday bash like no other, complete with exploding cakes, fireworks, and a surprise visit from a virtual birthday llama!

Forget about spending your special day with close family, because on our server, you’ll be partying with a whole community of players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar. And don’t worry about taking time off work, because on our server, every day is a holiday!

As for your boyfriend’s friend’s wedding, well, let’s just say that on our server, weddings are so last season. Instead, we have virtual weddings where players can marry their favorite block or mob. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a creeper as your best man?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s make your birthday the most memorable one yet. Who knows, maybe that other girl with the same birthday will end up being your virtual twin sister!

CraftyRoomiesGoneWrong

awkwardness, backing out, Best Friend, blow up, Celebrating, CraftyRoomiesGoneWrong, Disabilities, financial readiness, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, funding, job offer, moving out, new job, PRESSURE, responsibilities, romantic involvement, save them, shared housing, studying, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected roommates or awkward romantic entanglements!

Join us and leave behind the stress of being expected to financially support everyone around you. On our server, the only thing you’ll be expected to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs. No surprise fifth roommates here!

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t have to worry about breaking the news to anyone or blowing up any friendships. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

LeftyReddit SMP – RightHandedGen?

AMBIDEXTROUS, Childhood, conformity, cultural beliefs, discrimination, education, fine motor control, forced right hand, generation, handedness, left handed, lefties, LeftyReddit, motor skills, neurological differences, parents, personal experience, reddit, RightHandedGen, smp, societal norms, teachers, upbringing

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Lol, bros and broettes, have you ever been oppressed by the right-handed overlords? Join our epic Minecraft SMP where lefties rule supreme! We have a secret underground base where we plot our revenge against all the right-handed normies out there. We even have a secret handshake that only lefties can do.

We are from the generation of the mighty lefties who will not be silenced! Join us and together we will overthrow the right-handed regime and build a left-handed utopia in Minecraft. Plus, we have diamond armor for all our left-handed warriors and a pet creeper named Lefty who will explode anyone who tries to oppress us.

So come on, fellow lefties of Reddit, join our epic Minecraft SMP and let’s show the world that lefties are the superior hand orientation! Left-handed unite!

SystemSneakVIP

Access, breach prevention, breach response, CEO, company policy, Corporate Espionage, cybersecurity, data privacy, Data Protection, employee rights, Friend, IT department, IT workers, network security, professional boundaries, protocol violation, security breach, Systems, SystemSneakVIP, unauthorized access, workplace ethics

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining away in your virtual world, when suddenly the CEO’s friend waltzes in and demands access to all of your systems. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, from CEOs trying to hack into your virtual world to friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time!

MissileMayhemCraft

air defense system, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, civilian casualties, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, downed, geopolitical implications, international relations, investigation, Military Action, missile strike, MissileMayhemCraft, passenger plane, political tensions, Russian missile, security breach, Tragedy, Transportation

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND PLANE CRASHES LIKE AZERBAIJAN! FLY HIGH AND THEN CRASH LAND INTO OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL SURVIVAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DRAMA AND DESTRUCTION?! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS!

Minecraft Melting Madness

Aerosol Climate Forcing, climate action, climate awareness, climate change, climate communication, climate crisis, climate education, climate models, climate policy, climate research, climate science, climate sensitivity, environmental impact, Future Climate Projections, global temperature rise, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, IPCC, madness, melting, Minecraft, Public, united nations

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

join our minecraft server now to escape the impending doom of global warming! the united nations and the public are clueless about the true extent of the crisis. the ipcc messed up big time with their aerosol climate forcing, leading to a total underestimate of climate sensitivity. but fear not, on our server, you can build a virtual bunker to survive the apocalypse! gather your resources, team up with other players, and fight off the mobs of climate change deniers trying to destroy your precious pixelated world. who needs real life when you can live out your wildest survival fantasies in minecraft? join us now before it’s too late!

DVCRAFT MALAYSIA

Cross-Play, custom biome, custom enchant, CUSTOM ITEM/RANK, Dungeon, DV CRAFT, Economy, Malaysia, minecraft server, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

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– CUSTOM ENCHANT – CUSTOM BIOME – CUSTOM ITEM/RANK – DUNGEON (COMING SOON)

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