CraftyCables Minecraft Server: Because Ethernet is the Real MVP!

network connection, gaming experience, CraftyCables, ethernet cable, gaming network

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you the most EPIC gaming experience ever! 🎮🔥

Forget about ethernet cables, who needs them when you have our server with magical Wifi powers that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby’s bottom! 🧙‍♂️📶

Have a massive mansion that’s too big to run a LAN cable through? No problem! Our server has teleportation capabilities that will zap you right into your gaming room in no time! ⚡️🏠

Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with unbelievable features that will blow your mind! 💥🌟

FirstDateWed SMP

romance, compatibility, Commitment, Marriage, lasting love

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a crazy love story like no other. Who knows, you might even marry the girl you slept with on your first date! That’s right, love is in the air and so are Ender Dragons apparently.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. And let’s not forget about the talking sheep who gives out life advice in exchange for wool.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see where the craziness takes you. Who knows, you might just become the king of the server or end up in a llama rodeo. The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times I’ve accidentally punched a villager. Let’s goooo!

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New Server IP
Blockhead Blunders

SENSELESS, Blunders, Nonsensical, brainless, laughable

Have you ever seen a creeper try to do the moonwalk while exploding? Well, get ready for even more ridiculousness on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, flying pigs, and sheep that tell bad jokes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and witness the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

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New Server IP
PixelPeace Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Peacebuilding, global affairs, Conflict Resolution, Ukraine

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies.

oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.

plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.

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New Server IP
YoonCraft: No Summons, Just Fun!

summons, civil liberties, Rule of Law, political scandal, Government

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of Yoon Suk Yeol out of diamond blocks! he rejects all summons because he’s too busy playing on our server, duh. we’re so cool, we even have our own martial law investigation going on. join now to be a part of the chaos and mayhem! YOLO!

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New Server IP

sVanilla Survival

smp, Survival, hacked clients, tnt machines, Trading

sVanilla Survival Server

Server IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Survive & Thrive
Melee Based PvP
Quality of Life
Bartering Economy
Boundless Exploration
Permanent Legacy
TNT Duplication

Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed on the server?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is there a land claim system in place?	No, there are no land claims on the server. You are free to explore and build wherever you like.
What kind of PvP is allowed on the server?	Melee based PvP is encouraged on sVanilla Survival. Crystal PvP is disabled.
Are there any economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the map permanent or does it reset?	The map is permanent and will never reset, allowing for long-term building projects.
Are TNT duplication methods enabled on the server?	Yes, piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled for certain builds and creations.

CraftyCables Minecraft Server: Because Ethernet is the Real MVP!

FirstDateWed SMP

Blockhead Blunders

PixelPeace Minecraft Server

YoonCraft: No Summons, Just Fun!

sVanilla Survival

sVanilla Survival Server

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

FAQs