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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 983 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 314 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!