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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9273 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!