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The First Descendant Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	91
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	1671	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4780	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CarCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SpookySisterDramaMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

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By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	175
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1916

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockBreakUpBay

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyComrades

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	4935	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SisterSass Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GrindCraft SMP

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Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Annoyingly Normal

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3777	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1432
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

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So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Crops Grown:	5357	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30