CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Brussels, Brussels response, CraftyBlock, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, EU, EU response, european union, firm, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, political tensions, response, Retaliatory measures, Server, Tariffs, threatened, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and build some epic stuff, then this is the place to be, bro!

we got dragons flying around, like, breathing fire and stuff, and, like, you can ride them into battle against evil creepers and zombies. it’s, like, totally epic!

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure that, like, only the bravest players can find. it’s, like, filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that shiny stuff.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant lava pit where you can, like, challenge other players to duels? it’s, like, so intense, bro!

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever and have the time of your life, then, like, come join us now! you won’t regret it, i promise!

Everia Middle School

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Customization, Everia, fairytale, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, java, middle school, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, virtual

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7337	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Everia is a 1.21 fairytale-themed SMP for both Java and Bedrock players that features exclusive customization like custom biomes, cosmetics, and even more! Join us now!

play.everiasmp.com

CherryMC

CherryMC, community small experience loaded join discord LGBTQ+ safe world message info Java vanilla strong cater people long term loaded welcome shoot, smp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	3283
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

CherryMC Server Overview

Description	A small vanilla java SMP experience that caters to people around 20 years old who want a small, strong community and are looking for a long term world. The world has not even been loaded yet and will open once a few people join the discord. The server is also LGBTQ+ safe! Everyone is welcome!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply message the server admin for the discord info.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is a vanilla Java SMP server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ safe and everyone is welcome.

Eternal Love Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, ETERNAL, fiancée, gf, Intimacy, Isles, love, loyalty, Marriage, partner, relationship, romance, Significant Other, Spouse, Support, Trust, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz this place is like a magical unicorn land where you can build whatever the heck you want and nobody gonna judge you!

Plus, the players are like a bunch of hilarious clowns who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t even get me started on the epic adventures you can go on – it’s like being in a freakin’ fantasy novel, but with creepers and zombies instead of dragons and elves.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing till you cry!

CraftyClapback

bar, Bar fight, CraftyClapback, critique, designated driver, Despicable, dive bar, Drunk, Game, husband, internet strangers, mad, Neighborhood, Pool, pool table, Rude, stand up for myself, sticking up for myself, tá, Upset

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your pool skills? Look no further! Our server is like a neighborhood dive bar, but with virtual pool tables and no judgmental old guys giving unsolicited advice.

Join us for a game of pool and some virtual drinks (we won’t judge if you’re the designated driver). And don’t worry, if someone tries to critique your gameplay, we’ll have your back.

So come on over and show off your skills without the risk of getting into a virtual bar fight. Plus, who needs a husband to stand up for them when you’ve got a whole community of Minecraft players on your side? Join now and let’s have some lolzy fun together!

TerrifyingFactsMC SMP

alarming information, bone-chilling truth, chilling reality, creepy fact, disturbing revelation, eerie realization, frightening truth, genuinely terrifying, hair-raising fact, Horrifying Discovery, petrifying fact, petrifying knowledge, scary truth, shocking detail, smp, spine-chilling detail, spine-tingling revelation, terrifying fact, terrifying statistic, TerrifyingFactsMC, unnerving fact, unsettling insight

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Items Found:	2610	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
New Chunks Explored:	651400	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just chillin’ and sippin’ on some fancy tea. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that randomly spawns and challenges players to a dance-off. It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

UsernameMurderMystery

death, demise, Fatal, game over, how did you die, kills, long tail tag, murder, Mystery, Tag, username, username death, username fatal, username game over, username kills you, username long tail tag, username murder, username mystery, username tag, UsernameMurderMystery

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, your username kills you! That’s right, every time you log in, your username comes to life and tries to take you out in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Maybe you’ll be crushed by a giant block of cheese, or maybe you’ll be chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where even your own username is out to get you. Who knew Minecraft could be so deadly and hilarious at the same time? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate battle against yourself!

LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble

Brazil, Brazil economy, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic policy, foreign policy, global trade, government response, import/export, international relations, Lula, LulaCraft, political news, reciprocated, south america, tariff, tariff retaliation, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, Trouble, US

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15

so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!

we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.

also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!

Rosalia

ADVANTAGE, Adventurer, approval process, Character, Discord, Donations, Empire, Events, FANTASY, Forbidden, Forgotten, gameplay, Guidelines, high fantasy, Improvement, Lands, reviewers, rosalia, rules, scattered, smp, subscriptions

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Votes:	2506	Star Shards Collected:	300

Rosalia Minecraft Server

Overview:

Rosalia is a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay Minecraft server set in a plugin-enhanced vanilla world. The server features easy-to-understand lore, experienced staff team, simple approval process, ever updating and expanding gameplay, and unbiased environment for all players.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does Rosalia use?	We play Java edition 1.20.2 on our server.
Is there a whitelist approval process?	Yes, but it is simple. Submit your character for approval and once verified, you can start playing.
How often is the lore updated?	Our lore and gameplay components are constantly being improved with frequent staff-run lore events.
Are donations or subscriptions required?	No, we do not ask for any monetary contributions. We have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay for all.
What is the theme of Rosalia’s lore?	Rosalia is set in the lands of a forgotten empire, where players can explore mysteries, ancient magics, and contribute to the rebuilding of the world.

Feel free to join our Discord server and ask any further questions in our support channels!

Join Rosalia Discord

StreamCraft City 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, being sociable, being sociable with kouhai, city, friendship, kouhai, MAKING FRIENDS, making new friends, online streaming, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, self improvement, shark, shark persona, social interactions, socializing, StreamCraft, streaming, Streaming Community, streaming more frequently, true potential, Unleashing potential

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

– We got streams happening all the time, like more frequently than a creeper blowing up your house! – Our players are more sociable than villagers trading emeralds for useless crap! – And we’re all about making new friends, like finding a diamond in a mineshaft!

Forget about Ame holding you back, bro. Join us and unleash your true potential, like a zombie horde invading a village! Let’s get crafting, mining, and building together, because this server is where it’s at!

IlliterateLonerCraft

attention seeking, Childhood, classmate, clubs, Complaints, disruptive, Father, Gay, homophobic comments, illiterate, IlliterateLonerCraft, Meeting, perfume, Professor, Psychology Degree, seat change, social awkwardness, stupid questions, suspension, University, Volume

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	3005	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	4902

Are you tired of dealing with annoying classmates who think they’re better than everyone else just because their dad is a psychology professor? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos of university life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from homophobic comments and stupid questions. No more threats over perfume smells or awkward encounters in clubs. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures.

And if you ever feel the need to tell off that annoying classmate, you can do so in the safety of our virtual realm without any consequences. Let out all your frustrations in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who doesn’t ask dumb questions or make offensive jokes. It’s time to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time.

BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP

anatomy, BIZARRE, BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Fascinating, Grotesque, HORRIFYING, human body, Macabre, Morbid, Shocking.., spine-chilling, spooky, strange, Terrifying, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because, get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the zombie villagers guarding it, they’re like, super strong and have laser eyes or something.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. But be careful, because there’s also a group of evil witches who want to steal the golden apple and use it to rule the server with an iron fist.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a giant lava pit in the middle of the server where you can challenge other players to epic PvP battles? It’s like, the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, action-packed, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover

citizenship, controversy, Corruption, CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover, current events, foreign influence, Government, illegal, Immigrant, immigration, law enforcement, national security, News, Outrage, Politics, public opinion, scandal, seizing control, south african, Treasury Department, US

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchantments Applied:	275	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where a South African immigrant has taken over the US Treasury Department in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of an immigrant running the show in the land of red, white, and blocks. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

balance, building, Cities, Citybuild, Community, Countries, crazyenchans, Enchantments, flight mode, KingdomsX, Mayor, Nations, Pacifist, Plugins, Quests, Russian-speaking, Server, Survival, Urban planning, Wars

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Items Found:	7569
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchantments Applied:	220	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Build and develop your city, the CityBuild project only starts, a new map, without wipes and lawlessness, a comfortable build chill. In addition to survival and construction, plot quests are added on the server, which are only an addition to the main concept of urban planning. You do not have to go through them, but still if you pass, then in the final epilogue you will find unprecedented wealth and glory!

The city is recorded through the Kingdomsx plugin teams. This plugin allows you to regulate the settings of the assigned territories and structures, create mob army, buy guns with various shells, conquer lands or conclude alliances for trade, as well as much more. Privat works through the appropriation of territories, a link and manuals on this plugin on the pages of the server (TG VK Discord)

Daily shares are thought out on the server. For example, on Sunday, all players will be available to flight mode using the /Fly team. So we get closer to the sky!

By the way about the conquests of territories. If you do not want to register in wars, you can make your city pacifist, in this case you will not have to fight or defend yourself from intrusions. You will enjoy the world and harmony of your state.

In addition to cities, you can also create nations and countries. And every week the state is given the opportunity to re -elect the mayor.

The server also has a Crazyenchans plugin. The plugin expands the list of available enchantments, while adding very much imbalance, 3×3 picks with automatic remelting.

All CityBuild plugins were manually translated and adapted to the Russian -speaking community. Due to this our project, CityBuild is the only and unique. In other words, this can only be found with us.

95.216.62.179:25989

VanillaEvolved

Advancements, Community, Discord, Experience, Features, gameplay, Guide, java bedrock, Maps, Minecraft, multiplayer, planetminecraft, RANK, Reset, rules, Server, smp, Stats, Survival, VanillaEvolved, Website

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Zombie Dances:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

VanillaEvolved – Vanilla Minecraft Server

IP: us.vanillaevolved.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/zdAGuAGrpb

PMC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers using /server seasonal or /server noreset

Check out our website for an in-depth guide: https://vanillaevolved.net/

Why Us?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in-game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy
Friendly community
Get a unique in-game rank for completing every advancement
You can do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain designated areas.
Can I join with the Bedrock edition of Minecraft?	Yes, Java/bedrock cross-play is supported on our server.
How often does the seasonal map reset?	The seasonal map resets every 6 months.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Players are expected to abide by the server rules, which can be found on our website.

Venting Village 1.20.2

#venting, 1.20.2, bread making, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, Drugs, Empathy, friendship, Job, Life, Listening, mental health, personal growth, positivity, problem solving, relationships, resilience, self-care, stress, Support, Village

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Towns Built:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring real life drama and come join our Minecraft server! Why deal with people venting about their crappy jobs and lives when you can be making some bomb-ass crispy bread in the virtual world? Trust me, bread is life, man. And on our server, we have the dankest bread-making skills you’ve ever seen. So come on over and let’s get to baking, because who needs real life when you can have Minecraft bread, am I right? Let’s get this bread, literally!