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Players: 98/600 Votes: 4424
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
Towns Built: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t give away ownership like it’s candy on Halloween! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this crazy story of refusing to give up 50% ownership to a boyfriend.

Imagine a world where you can build your empire without someone trying to snatch half of it away from you. That’s the kind of independence you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about unpaid labor or shady business deals, just pure, unadulterated fun.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs a partner trying to take over your business when you can rule the Minecraft world all on your own? Don’t be the asshole in this story, be the hero of your own adventure on our server!

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  • BralessGymWarrior

    BralessGymWarrior
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 3214
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Dragon Eggs Found: 4996
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

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  • BlockDreamz

    BlockDreamz
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 7927
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

    Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

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  • AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

    AI Monster Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 9828
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

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  • NoInkForStepkid

    NoInkForStepkid
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 6978
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

    And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 6776
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Farms Harvested: 667
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

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  • This server is online. server minecraft

    This server is online. server minecraft
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 2366
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Ores Mined: 7296
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come in to just go through minecraft.

    Can’t we argue?)

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  • ColonyState SMP

    ColonyState SMP
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 9363
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Emeralds Found: 7588
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
    We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
    There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
    What mods are included in the custom modpack? The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
    Are there any age restrictions for players? The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

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  • Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

    Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 2848
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 494802 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

    I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

    Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

    ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 8498
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

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  • BookNerd451

    BookNerd451
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 7132
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4729 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Falling into the Void: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

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    In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

    So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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  • CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

    CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 5701
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Zombie Dances: 9
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

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  • Calcifying Coral Cove

    Calcifying Coral Cove
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 9312
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

    I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

    So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

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  • FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

    FratPartyGF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 2807
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 62 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Farms Harvested: 825 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

    Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

    Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

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  • Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

    Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 1476
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Alien Abductions: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Potions Brewed: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

    We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

    So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

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