WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Animals Bred:	180	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	178	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Buildings Constructed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Animals Bred:	73
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Zombie Dances:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2675	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3849
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

Crystal Kingdom Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, crystal, gender, Identity, Individuality, Kingdom, Personal, Pronouns, Quests, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-assertion, self-definition, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identification, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Emeralds Found:	6392
Zombie Dances:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ores Mined:	2177
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience a wild ride through a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to explore new dimensions, battle epic bosses, and build the craziest structures you can think of.

And don’t even get me started on the community – we’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique playstyle and sense of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is fun, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just make sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

EatCraft Server – Minecraft Server

Acid Reflux, Cancer, chemotherapy, doctor’s orders, EatCraft, fast food, healing, health, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, Minecraft, movies, Nausea, nutrition, obesity, Ovary, REST, Server, Soda, surgery, tumor, Worried

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

AutisticCraft: Uncle Edition

autism, AutisticCraft, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, Edition, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, explosive anger, family dynamics, friendship, hurtful behavior, Jealousy, long-standing issues, patience, personal boundaries, regret, Resentment, self reflection, uncle, Understanding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like the protagonist in this wild story. From crushes on family members to explosive arguments, our server offers a unique blend of chaos and entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Dive into the drama and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as the one described above!

ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

being late, dumb excuses, ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP, funny excuses, lame excuses, late arrival, late for appointment, late for class, late for date, late for deadline, late for event, late for interview, late for meeting, late for presentation, late for school, late for work, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, tardiness, true excuses, unbelievable excuses

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	107811	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

CoupCraft2020

abuse of power, Accountability, authoritarianism, consequences, coup attempt, CoupCraft2020, Democracy, fbi, Government, insurrection, investigation, Jan 6th case, Justice, justice system, law enforcement, Manipulation, political corruption, RESPONSIBILITY, RETALIATION, trump

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server where we have FBI agents running around trying to catch Trump for his shenanigans on Jan 6th. Will Trump escape or will justice prevail? Join now to find out and maybe even help Trump build a wall to keep the FBI out! It’s gonna be huge, believe me.

TariffTangoCraft

Agreement, agreements, agreements in progress, bilateral agreements, Canada, conditions, DECEMBER, DELAY, economic diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, TariffTangoCraft, Trade, trade deals, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so like, imagine this, you’re mining away in this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you stumble upon a secret cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s a catch! you gotta defeat a giant chicken boss to claim your loot.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.

but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!

Sky Below You Land

Above, Aerial, astronomical, atmosphere, below, Celestial, celestial bodies, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, Earth’s sky, earthbound, HORIZON, Land, perspective, planet, SKY, Skyward, Space, Universe, vast, vastness, view

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the sky is below you like wut even is gravity here? u can build ur house upside down and confuse ur friends like crazy. we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when u pet them and lava that turns into chocolate milk when u touch it. also, our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers from its eyes to protect us from creepers. so come on over and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft world ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but then u can just blame it on the flying pigs.

Players:	107/600	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Emeralds Found:	8799
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

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