Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. You gotta join cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with you and pigs that can do the cha-cha slide. Plus, our diamonds are like, super bling bling, ya know?
One time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in like, 2 seconds. It was cray cray, dude. And another time, we had a zombie apocalypse but instead of brains, they just wanted to dance the Macarena.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with talking parrots that can give you life advice? Yeah, it’s wild, man. So come join our server and let’s get this party started!
