CraftyBabyBumpBluff

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy antics!

Our server is like no other, with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

Forget about real-life drama and come join us for a hilarious and wacky time. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle with a horde of zombie chickens or teaming up with a group of llamas to take down a dragon. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the game mechanics, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Just remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves a creeper blowing up your house, then it’s fair game.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Oh, Look Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always high and the stakes are even higher! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named She-whorey built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But then Coozy came along and stole all the diamonds, causing chaos and mayhem in the land. And let’s not forget about that one player who thought they were irrelevant, but ended up becoming the ruler of the entire server with their epic building skills.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you there, you crazy Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Animals Bred:	168	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Anthro Females Ruling Human Males SMP #1022

/hmofa/ Tagged Library, ADHG Story Directory, Anthro, archives, blind date, Chicken In the Fox’s Den, City of Glass, dominant women, DOMINATING, fall from grace, Females, Furries, Hmofa Masterbin, Human, Human Males, Jurassic Hearts, Males, My Life Now the Anthrostate’s, Old Bin, pet of furry general, Post-Work Relief, Risk Compensation, Ruling, Scanline Desires, Shallowintrospection, Shelby, smp, Stories, subby males, We Could Build A Life Together

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop shenanigans and absurd storylines that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, our server is all about exploring the dynamic relationships between dominant women and submissive men. From chicken in the fox’s den to blind dates gone wrong, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and chaos.

But beware, we have strict rules in place to keep the trolls at bay. No ERP, no cuckold/NTR, and definitely no boring storylines allowed. Only the most outrageous and entertaining plots make the cut here.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get pretty wild around here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Emeralds Found:	7102

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dad’s U-Turn: Sister Drama!

abandonment, abandonment issues, Dads, Drama, emotional trauma, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family rejection, family responsibilities, Family Support, Family Values, forgiveness, Generational conflict, parental expectations, parental regret, parenting, reconciliation, sibling relationships, sister, teenage motherhood, teenage pregnancy, UTurn

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience more family drama than a soap opera!

Meet 18nb, the rebellious teenager who got kicked out of their house by their dad for getting pregnant. But wait, there’s more! Their sister is 27f, living in another state and barely talking to them. And let’s not forget about the grandparent drama – their dad had a sudden change of heart after a minor heart attack and now wants to be a part of their life again. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the ultimate family drama experience. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Plus, we have epic builds, mini-games, and a supportive community to help you through all your virtual family troubles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SchoolDramaCraft SMP

high school scandal, school administration, school bullying, school community, school controversy, school culture, school discipline, school drama, school environment, school events, school fights, school gossip, school incident, school investigation, school news, school reputation, school rumors, school safety, school staff, SchoolDramaCraft, smp, student behavior

Oh man, let me tell you about the craziest thing that happened at our school! So, one day during lunch, a group of students decided to start a full-on food fight in the cafeteria. It started off with just a few french fries being tossed around, but then things escalated quickly. Before we knew it, there were mashed potatoes flying through the air, spaghetti being used as lassos, and even someone tried to launch a whole pizza like a frisbee. It was absolute chaos! The teachers were running around trying to break it up, but they were slipping and sliding on all the food on the floor. In the end, the principal had to come in and threaten to cancel prom if the students didn’t stop. But hey, if you want to join our Minecraft SMP, we promise there will be no food fights, just epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockyBlueBalls

BlockyBlueBalls, fleeting desires, fleeting fantasies, fleeting thoughts, forbidden temptations, guilty pleasures, horny, impulse decisions, impulsive actions, lustful ideas, lustful urges, momentary cravings, Post-nut clarity, regret, Regrettable choices, sexual fantasies, short-lived pleasures, short-term gratification, temporary desires, temporary satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	635962
Divine Spears Created:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!

Conflict, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., emergency, Emergency Meeting, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel tensions, Khamenei, KhameneiCraft, leadership, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, military response, Nasrallah, Politics, regional security, security threats, strategic planning, strike, Targeting

LOL join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran’s Khamenei! Our leader is always convening emergency meetings because someone keeps targeting our beloved player Nasrallah! Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Khamenei himself couldn’t predict!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	915	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Stairway to Minecraft Fun

accident prevention, construction, fall prevention, Fun, handrail, home improvement, household safety, Minecraft, railing, Safety, stair construction, stair design, stair installation, stair maintenance, stair railing, stair renovation, stair repair, stair safety, stair safety tips, staircase, staircase railing, Stairs, STAIRWAY

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE HAVE RAILINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! ONE TIME, A PLAYER FELL OFF A RAILING AND LANDED IN A FIELD OF RAINBOW LLAMAS! TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	379
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

= HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Active, Community, Development, Enhancements, Environment, Experience, EXPERIMENTAL, Features, Friendly, functions, Gaming, Honey Craft, Minecraft, new, Players, Plugins, Server, Unique, Vanilla

We kindly invite you to Honey Craft – a new vanilla Minecraft server that will combine the classic gaming experience with sizzling plugins! We are just starting our path, and you yourself can help us formulate a unique gaming experience and contribute to the development of the server. What’s in store for you at Honey Craft? Vanilla proof with plugins – Enjoy classic Minecraft with additional features such as plugins to improve the gaming process without destroying its foundation. Unique ability to flow – We are just starting, and your thought is important! Contribute your opinions to plugins, functions and enhancements, and help create the ideal server. Friendly and active community – Join us at an early stage and become part of our friendly team as we develop and improve the server. Experimental plugins – Our plugins are constantly being updated and improved, so you can enjoy new functions and gaming features in the future. Join Honey Craft today and help us make this server unique! Your input and ideas can be a part of our success and create the best gaming environment for all players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Farms Harvested:	210
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump at a teen sex pageant in 1991? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Trump would want to join (but sorry, no locker room access here)! We’ve got 14-year-old players building epic creations and having a blast – no creepy locker room shenanigans allowed! Join us for a crazy good time and leave the inappropriate behavior at the door. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – the only thing Trump-like about this server is our epic builds!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Heel Minecraft SMP Show

audience reaction, cheap heat, controversial tactics, crowd cheers, heel, indy house show, Minecraft, Playing the heel, say the N word, Show, smp, wrestling, wrestling audience, wrestling character, wrestling controversy, wrestling crowd, wrestling entertainment, wrestling heat, wrestling heel, wrestling indy show, wrestling performance, wrestling storyline, wrestling tactics

Are you tired of playing the hero on other Minecraft servers? Come join our SMP where you can be the ultimate heel! Want to get cheap heat and have the crowd cheering for you? Just drop the N word in chat and watch the chaos unfold! Join us for insane storylines and outrageous antics – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AutisticSisMCServer

autistic sister, AutisticSisMCServer, Boundaries, Communication, custody, difficult decision, Emotional support, family tragedy, freedom, Guilt, love, love for sister, parenting, personal time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, social life, Space, Stability, uncle

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockPartyFamVacay

Adventure, blended family, BlockPartyFamVacay, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, getaway, Guilt, Memories, Motherhood, parenting, quality time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, stepchildren, travel, vacation

Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockyNostalgia

2000s music, 2000s trends, 90s fashion, 90s trends, BlockyNostalgia, COMEBACK, cultural resurgence, fashion, fashion comeback, iconic, Music, music comeback, Nostalgia, pop culture, Popular, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, trends, vintage

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchantments Applied:	195	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BirdFluCrew

bird flu, bird flu symptoms, BirdFluCrew, Contagious disease, exposure, flu outbreak, flu prevention, healthcare industry, healthcare providers, healthcare system, healthcare workers, healthcare workers health, healthcare workers safety, Illness, infection, Infectious Disease, medical professionals, medical staff, outbreak, respiratory illness, Symptoms

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.