CraftyAutismBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as a church community, but without the unwanted touching and negative comments? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any creepy interactions.

Our server is so inclusive, even players with limb differences are welcome! In fact, we have a special limb difference support group where players can share tips and tricks for navigating the virtual world with unique challenges.

But beware, if you start rubbing other players’ nubs without permission, you might just get banned! Our moderators are always on the lookout for inappropriate behavior and will not hesitate to kick you out if you can’t keep your hands to yourself.

So come join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or unwanted touching. Who knew gaming could be so wholesome and drama-free?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WTF is Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game like normal human beings? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, being chased by a pack of angry llamas. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for kicks? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dress Your Pig in Drag” day and “Build a Rollercoaster Using Only Obsidian” competition. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes to players who can beat them in a game of musical chairs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RentRageCraft

bond payment, borrowing money, Demands, falling out, flatmate, friendship, Liability, money owed, moving out, new tenant, parents, payment, rent withholding, RentRageCraft, Resentment, SAVING, savings, Timeline, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unconcerned

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and friendship gone wrong!

Picture this: you and your flatmate (who may or may not owe you money) are living in a virtual flat together. You have to navigate through trust issues, friendship struggles, and financial disputes all while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. Will you be able to forgive your flatmate for their mistakes? Will they ever pay you back that bond money? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have special challenges where you have to quit your virtual job, avoid interacting with certain virtual friends, and even move out of your virtual flat to prove your loyalty. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Shrinking Sea Ice Survival

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come join our epic minecraft server where the sea ice is shrinking faster than you can say “pufferfish!” our seabirds are in a frenzy trying to find their fishy snacks, but don’t worry, you can help them out by joining our server and building them a giant fish buffet! watch as the penguins do the cha-cha slide on the melting ice, and see if you can out-swim the narwhals in a race to find the last scrap of ice! join now and save the seabirds from starvation, one block at a time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Animals Bred:	50	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3293	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

‘Jeet’s Indian Minecraft Server’

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Are you tired of being a beta in Minecraft? Join our server and become the ultimate alpha winner like never before! We have secret Indian techniques that will make you dominate the game and conquer all your enemies. Embrace your inner alpha and show the world that you are a true winner! Join now and unleash the power of the Indian spirit in Minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

31 Year Old Minecraft SMP White Woman

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and try-hards? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool cats out there! Join us if you want to experience the wild adventures of a 31-year-old white woman trying to survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is filled with rare pink sheep that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil zombie villagers, or if you just want to chill in our hot tub made entirely out of obsidian blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Potions Brewed:	170
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DumbFactz Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to discover the shocking truth that creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to give hugs! Yes, you heard that right, those explosive green guys just want to spread love and joy in the world of Minecraft. So come join us and befriend a creeper today for some explosive friendship!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blockbuster TraumaCraft

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Remember that one movie that scarred you for life as a kid? Well, imagine if that movie came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a chance to relive your childhood nightmares in pixelated glory. Our server is filled with spooky builds and eerie mobs that will make you question your sanity. So if you’re ready to face your fears and have a good laugh while doing it, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even conquer your childhood trauma once and for all.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Bagel Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for diamonds, or just mess around with your friends in ways that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary events that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling the Fury of Set to taking on the mighty Perorodzilla, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden heritage or a New Year’s aperitif while you’re at it. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	171272
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

V4Mirai General – Minecraft SMP

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave US branch, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), general, globie, idol corp, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia Alias Anono, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, Petalight Kou Mariya, PillowdearASMR, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Sensei, Serina Maiko, smp, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4Mirai, V4Mirai General, VIVA MÉXICO, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server!

Imagine mining for diamonds with Crystalis, who graduated from the mining academy with top honors. Or building a castle with Petalight Kou Mariya, whose architectural skills are out of this world. And don’t even get us started on Mono Monet, who can turn a simple dirt hut into a masterpiece with just a wave of their hand.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon with Dr. NOVA(e), who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of their fingers. Or explore the Nether with Lyko Lianna, who has tamed a pack of zombie pigmen as her loyal minions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident witch, Yumi the Witch, who can brew potions that will make your enemies run in fear. Plus, we have a whole group dedicated to ASMR, led by Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR, who will lull you to sleep with the soothing sounds of creeper explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a legend in the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever created!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3503
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SisMailDramaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to open your mail like that nosy roommate of yours! Our server is a safe space where your packages will remain unopened and untouched, unless they contain diamonds or enchanted gear, in which case we might have to confiscate them for “safekeeping.”

Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, treasure hunts, and maybe even a few pranks along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret base filled with rare loot, guarded by a mischievous Enderman who loves to play hide and seek.

So come on over and leave the mail drama behind. We guarantee a mailbox-free experience that will have you laughing, exploring, and crafting your way to victory. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we open is a can of whoop-ass on those creepers who dare to mess with us.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ores Mined:	768

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockyBliss: HappiestEverStillHappy

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the happiest place on earth! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing your precious loot again.

Our server is so happy, even the Ender Dragon does yoga to relax. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to play hide and seek with the players.

So come on down to our server and experience pure joy and happiness like never before. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server this amazing?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2058

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DiddyCraft: Locked Up in Manhattan

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz we got sean ‘diddy’ combs locked up in a pixelated jail in manhattan. he got indicted for stealing all the diamonds and emeralds in the game, like a real minecraft gangsta. come join the fun and see if u can break diddy out of jail and become the ultimate blocky boss. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let’s get crafty!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Enter the Bedrock Bonkers Modded Fantasy! No Whitelist Needed!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Modded Server
New bosses, enemies, and content
Recently reset
Join now and gear up in peaceful mode

Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is it?	Modded server with new bosses, enemies, and content
When was the server recently reset?	Today
Are the rules simple?	Yes, the rules are pretty simple
How can I join the server’s Discord?	Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/rh5wvFw7

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1122	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Lost Player Chronicles Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, giant chickens that lay golden eggs, and a mysterious guy who disappeared after trying to ride a llama into the sunset.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft community around! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to vanish into the unknown…

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	592748	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

She has killed billions in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to survive… if you can! Our server is ruled by a ruthless queen who has killed billions of players who dare to challenge her. But don’t worry, she’s not online all the time, so you might have a chance to build your empire before she comes for you.

Join our server if you’re looking for a challenge, or if you just enjoy living life on the edge. Our community is full of crazy characters, from a wizard who can turn sheep into diamonds to a ninja who can sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant chicken might come crashing down from the sky or when a pack of zombie villagers might invade your base. So grab your sword and pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, she has killed billions… but maybe you’ll be the one to finally take her down.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ores Mined:	4825

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!