CraftyAthleteGOAT | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2947	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Buildings Constructed:	50
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RedLineRuckusMC

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Emeralds Found:	678
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	200	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NightOwl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

StepSisPlaySupport

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Potions Brewed:	193	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7376	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9