CraftyAssholes247 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ores Mined:	2123
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Love Letters Sent:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mines Excavated:	4732	Runes Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	1557	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Votes:	9787
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Towns Built:	9	Ores Mined:	6440
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Void Armor Forged:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mines Excavated:	1291	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Alien Abductions:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1476

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

Players:	110/100	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ores Mined:	3979
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9