CraftyAssassinIran | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	958508
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	2657
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	196	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8094	Mines Excavated:	1843

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magic Items Found:	3758
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Animals Bred:	82
Mines Excavated:	3572	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	481
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	863359	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Farms Harvested:	267	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5839
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Gods Slained:	1

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver

BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

Admit, arrested, asylum seekers, baby, BabyCraft, couple, court case, crime, Europe, German, immigration, international news, investigation, Killers, killing, murder, suspects, thrillers, times of india, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian refugees, world news

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ores Mined:	8172	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	270	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!

Dino Diggin’ United States

230 million years ago, Carnian age, Diggin, Dino, fossilized remains, Late Triassic epoch, new species, northern hemisphere, Paleontologists, sauropodomorph dinosaur, States, supercontinent Laurasia, United, united states

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7270	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

yo, so like, on this server, we got dinos bro! not just any dinos, but like, super rare ones that lived way back when the world was still figuring itself out. imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or building a base inside a brachiosaurus, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

we got paleontologists working round the clock to dig up new fossils and create epic dino battles for you to witness. you can even tame your own dino and ride it into the sunset while blasting some sick tunes.

join us and experience the prehistoric madness for yourself. who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have dino-mite adventures on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back in time and have a roaring good time!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	138

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	269	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12