CraftyAssassinIran | New Minecraft Servers 2025

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8299	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	3622

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!

Wanderlust SMP: Gorgeous Spots!

Adventure, beautiful place, breathtaking views, bucket list destination, DISCOVER, Dream destination, Explore, Gorgeous, Hidden Gem, natural beauty., paradise on earth, picturesque views, serene landscapes, smp, Spots, stunning scenery, travel, Travel Photography, unforgettable experience, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Magic Items Found:	7979	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees, that’s basically what this server is like. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to dance their hearts out. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions, you feel me?

But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can literally eat your way to victory?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky lava pits, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. Like, what are you waiting for? Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🍰 #BestSMPever

Pixel Pheromones

adolescence, age, attraction, Crush, Curiosity, Development, emotions, Experience, feelings, growing up, hormones, Interest, opposite sex, personal development, pheromones, PIXEL, puberty, reddit, relationships, Romantic, Sexuality, Women

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Animals Bred:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the opposite sex is the key to success. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, your main goal is to woo the other players and form alliances to dominate the land.

At what age did you first develop an attraction for the opposite sex? Who cares! On our server, love knows no boundaries and you’ll find yourself falling for players of all ages and backgrounds.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even a little bit of heartbreak. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

TibetQuakeCraft

CASUALTIES, disaster response, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake casualties, earthquake damage, earthquake destruction, earthquake fatalities, earthquake impact, earthquake news, earthquake recovery, earthquake relief, earthquake rescue, earthquake updates, earthquake victims, emergency response, natural disaster, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, TibetQuakeCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8745
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we cause earthquakes for fun! we have a special plugin that lets us shake things up and watch the chaos unfold. join now to experience the thrill of building while dodging falling blocks and lava pits. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have natural disasters on demand? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

Chocolate Factory Showdown

business acumen, Chocolate, chocolate business, chocolate competition, Chocolate Factory, chocolate industry, chocolate maker, chocolate manufacturing, chocolate market, chocolate production, chocolate recipe, chocolate secrets, competitors, FACTORY, Guardians, Kids, showdown, trade secrets, willy wonka, Willy Wonka’s factory, Wonka

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	188	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

come join our minecraft server, where we have more secrets than willy wonka’s chocolate factory! we got 10 strangers, 4 kids and 5 guardians, all fighting to win the ultimate prize… but what is the prize, you ask? well, let’s just say it involves unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.

so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.

NEXUS

Adventure, Builder, collaboration, Communication, Community, Connections, creativity, Discord, FRIENDSHIPS, game enhancements, hermitcraft, immersive experience, interview, launch day excitement, Live Server Map, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, teamwork, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

NEXUS SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Time	12 PM Eastern
Community Focus	Hermitcraft-Inspired

Server Features

Feature	Description
Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods	The best of classic Minecraft with useful tweaks
Proximity Chat	Hear and chat with players near you for immersive experience
Live Server Map	Always know your surroundings for planning builds and adventures
Game Enhancements	Subtle improvements for enhanced gameplay while maintaining vanilla feel

Requirements to Join

Requirement	Description
Mic Required	Proximity chat is core part of experience
Age	18+ Only for mature and respectful community
Minecraft Edition	Java Edition required, no cracked accounts
Fabric Version	Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support

FAQ

1. What is NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is a Hermitcraft-inspired Minecraft server launching on January 11, 2025, focused on community, collaboration, and creativity.

2. How can I join?

An interview is required for potential players to ensure compatibility with the community. Join the Discord server provided in the announcement to apply.

3. Who can join NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is for players aged 18 and above with legitimate Java Edition Minecraft accounts and Fabric 1.21.4 for mod support.

Dream Connect Academy 1.20

Academy, Anime, ass showing, club hijinks., Connect, cute, dream, Irotsuku Monochrome, Kanan-sama, Komaro, naked, Namek, ramen, Seitokai, sex delusions, STUDENT, swimsuit, trap, Yowa Yowa Sensei, Yume Nekonnect, Yumene Connect

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

We got cute students getting naked, like, what even is reality anymore?

And there’s this trap eating ramen, like, who even comes up with this stuff?

Oh, and did I mention there’s an anime coming out? Like, bruh, we’re basically famous already.

Plus, there’s swimsuits and ass showing, like, it’s a party all the time on this server.

Club hijinks? More like club insanity, am I right?

Join now before you miss out on all the craziness, bro!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5635
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Emeralds Found:	7297
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4872
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	466
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	6055
Crops Grown:	6227	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	213	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Animals Bred:	89
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1326
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Players:	107/500	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	212449