CraftyArgPoverty36.8% | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Void Gems Collected:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	748	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Enchantments Applied:	263

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	156	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	7987
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8501	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
New Chunks Explored:	788450	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Potions Brewed:	197
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.

Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

break up, Childhood, Closure, cooperation, emotional baggage, ex, healing, holding on, Maturity, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, nephew, Niece, photos, Purge, Resentment, sentimental, sentimental things, Server, service dog, Support, Threats, toxic relationship

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

MommaMoneyMinecraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Towns Built:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5756

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of epic gamers!

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family, like our 17-year-old cleaner at a hospital? Join our server and let loose with some crazy adventures! No more cooking and cleaning for ungrateful siblings, now you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Forget about sharing your hard-earned money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. No more late-night cleaning sessions after your lazy sisters, now you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons and defeat monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

SilentThoughts Minecraft SMP

Connection, contemplation, Deep thinking, Empathy, global communication, global unity, Humanity, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innermost thoughts, introspection, introspective moment, introspective silence, mind reading, Minecraft, Reflection, Silence, SilentThoughts, smp, thought experiment, Thoughts, Understanding, world

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	276
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And then, get this, they rode a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was insane, bro!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a king surrounded by deliciousness. And every Friday, there’s a dance party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. You gotta find it, man!

So, if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright crazy Minecraft adventure of your life, then you better join this SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always mine diamonds and never trust a sneaky Enderman. Stay woke, my fellow gamers!

Players:	92/300	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Void Armor Forged:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2