CraftyARFIDLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Crops Grown:	1085
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Votes:	4132
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crops Grown:	8299	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Towns Built:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Buildings Constructed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Votes:	187
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8082
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9350	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Void Gems Collected:	15	Towns Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Potions Brewed:	93	Zombie Dances:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Farms Harvested:	339

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Potions Brewed:	188	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

Players:	105/200	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6934	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Emeralds Found:	1038
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9