Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Ores Mined: 1822
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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