Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Falling into the Void: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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