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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

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