CraftyAdviceMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Buildings Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

Axes, BackRice RPG, bps, Clans, Donations, Dungeons, Events, minecraft server, Pets, prefixes, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Survival, top menus

RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

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Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ores Mined:	632	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SibSnap Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, emotional response, Expectations, family, family dynamics, individual autonomy., Minecraft, personal space, pre wedding, relationships, Server, sibling photoshoot, SibSnap, step-parenting, step-sibling, teenage perspective, Wedding, wedding planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

abandonment, aita, apartment, biological dad, child support, college, DadCraft, estrangement, family, father duties, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, MONEY, Parent, parental obligations, Pay, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

bullying, cruel comments, cruel words, cutting remarks, damaging words, deep wounds, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional trauma, harsh criticism, heartless remarks, hurtful words, HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP, insults, lasting impact., painful experiences, painful memories, traumatic experiences, unkind words, verbal abuse

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

advice, APPEAL, attractiveness, Body language, Charm, Communication, Confidence, dating tips, fashion, Grooming, height, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LEVEL, Personality, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, short guys, ShortyCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

BattleCraft, Conflict, Defense Commissioner, EU, European Commission, European Council, european defense, European Defense Policy, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european security, european union, European Union-Russia Relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HamasGoneWild

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneWild, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Operation, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Targeted, Terrorism

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

active lifestyle, Cardio, cardiovascular events, cardiovascular health, CRAFTIN, daily movement, deleterious associations, european journal, exercise benefits., exercise habits, Fun, health risks, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health tips, incidental activity, Land, major adverse events, offsetting sedentary behavior, physical activity, preventing heart disease, preventive cardiology, sedentary behaviour, staying active

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Star Shards Collected:	95
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

AITAH, Applications, Boundaries, Breakup, college fees, emergency, ex, ExGFemergencyPayAITAH, financial crunch, Friends, Impression, Job, love, MONEY, Paycheck, refusing to pay, relationships, Rich, Space, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2