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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	690281
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Void Gems Collected:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7366	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Farms Harvested:	939

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ores Mined:	1061
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Towns Built:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Meteorites Collected:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, ending it all, ETERNAL, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, Realm, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide methods, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft

aita, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, daughter’s feelings, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, family vacation, family vacation planning, making husband choose, MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft, parental decision-making, stepfamily boundaries, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily inclusion, stepson’s fiancé, travel accommodations, trip planning, vacation dynamics

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Villages Defended:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family vacation chaos and ultimate decision-making!

Imagine this: you’re all set for a family vacation with your husband, sons, and daughter. But wait, there’s a plot twist! Your husband invites your stepson’s fiancé without even consulting you. And to top it off, she’s a mean girl who has been rude to your daughter. Talk about vacation drama!

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate family vacation showdown. Will you choose to stand your ground and kick the fiancé out of the trip? Or will you embrace the chaos and try to make the best of a bad situation? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have family drama in the world of Minecraft?

Backpacks & Bases Minecraft Server

Abandoned, abandoned bases, Backpacks, Bases, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, evacuation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military bases, Minecraft, orders, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Troops, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	6813
Divine Spears Created:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in the middle of an epic battle between iran and syria! the abandoned bases are full of treasures and secrets waiting to be discovered. u gotta be quick tho, cuz the soldiers were ordered to take their backpacks and leave, so u gotta grab all the loot before they come back! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	95/600	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Emeralds Found:	2891	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1