CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

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Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Star Shards Collected:	178
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoLoansNoProblems

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	171
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Emeralds Found:	2322
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockyBedDisaster

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mellow Meadows

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Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dragons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	2269	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

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lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2264
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.