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LanderYT

Application Process, Community, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Events, Friendly, Hermitcraft-like, LanderYT, LGBTQ, members, October 2021, Playstyle, Previous experience, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, smp, Squaremap, Staff Team, teleport command, texture pack, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	154	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Tweaks	Description
Custom texture pack	A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. Custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality.
Teleport command	The only teleport command of /spawn is allowed in the overworld to encourage the development of roads and highways.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft	Includes datapacks such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, and more.
DiscordSRV	Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable for easier communication.
CoreProtect	Reinforces the server’s vision to make it a friendly environment by protecting player’s gameplay experience.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, with rewards of event coins to buy shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Our server is now 6 months old and has a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony.

Application process: You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form to join the server.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How do I apply to join the server?	Answer: You can apply by filling out the application form provided on our Discord server.
Question: Can I use mods on the server?	Answer: We prefer to keep the server as vanilla as possible, so the use of mods is discouraged.
Question: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?	Answer: No, we have CoreProtect in place to prevent any harm to player’s gameplay experience.
Question: How can I communicate with other players?	Answer: Discord and Minecraft chat are interchangeable for easier communication.
Question: What are event coins used for?	Answer: Event coins can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Enchanted Echoes 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, coming out, Echoes, Enchanted, Gay, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., personal journey, queer, Self Discovery, self-realization, Sexuality

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Yo, bro, if you wanna embrace your inner fabulousness and let your rainbow flag fly high in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about embracing our fruity side and having a blast in our short shorts and girlie outfits. Let your inner faggot shine bright like a diamond on this server, where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! So come on, join us and let’s sashay away into a world of fabulousness and fun!

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and the mods are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world with their diamond swords. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect us all with his epic karate skills.

And get this, the currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually cheeseburgers. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESEBURGERS. So if you want to be the richest player on the server, you better start hoarding those burgers like your life depends on it.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a pack of wild llamas invade the spawn area and challenge players to a dance-off? It’s like, the most epic showdown you’ll ever witness, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things are about to get WILD.

CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

China, Competition, CraftyTradezUSAvsChina, economic growth, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, Exports, global economy, global market, Imports, international trade, market, Nations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade policies, trade relations, US

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Farms Harvested:	783	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?

Cable Chaos Craft

cable, Cable damage, Chaos, Communication, Craft, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Incident, international relations, investigation, legal action, legal dispute, Maritime, maritime law, naval operations, norway, Russian, SECURITY, Seizes, Ship, Shipping industry, suspected, Technology

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9168
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

Magical Ma-Fi Culture

culture, Enchantment, FANTASY, fantasy world, Ma-Fi, MaFi, MAGICAL, magical adventures, magical beings, magical characters, magical culture, magical elements, Magical people, Magical powers, magical realm, magical society, magical stories, Magical-Fiction, mystical beings, sorcery, Supernatural, witches, wizards

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ores Mined:	6057

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the players are actual wizards and witches? well, dis server is da place for u! we got magical people doin’ magical stuff all day long, castin’ spells and brewin’ potions like it’s no big deal.

oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!

LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

ai, AI-powered screening, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, breast cancer, BreastCheck, cancer detection, cancer research, diagnostic tool, early detection, early intervention, early stage diagnosis, health technology, healthcare innovation, laser analysis, lasercraft, machine learning, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical technology, Precision medicine, screening method

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI-powered blood tests to spot early breast cancer signs in ur character!! imagine ur blocky avatar getting a laser analysis and being diagnosed with breast cancer!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!! u can be the first to identify ur character in the earliest stage of breast cancer and save them from virtual death!! join now for a wild ride of medical miracles and pixelated health scares!! #minecraftmedicalsever #savingblockyboobs

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Emeralds Found:	5291
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Void Armor Forged:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Runes Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Crops Grown:	5445	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Players:	95/700	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6157
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2