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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 770 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1215 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
The saddest part of being an adult is realizing you can’t spend all day playing on our Minecraft server! But fear not, because on our server, we have created a magical land where responsibilities don’t exist and you can mine and build to your heart’s content!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, our server is rumored to be home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob of all time – the legendary Disco Sheep, who can break out into a dance party at any moment.
So say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
