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GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	155
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

New Minecraft Servers

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3404
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	37
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2737
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dimension Hops:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	New Chunks Explored:	268693
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ores Mined:	5709
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dimension Hops:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Towns Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	861
Falling into the Void:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ores Mined:	8702
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

Players:	96/400	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3691