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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1118 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 230 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling aliens who are trying to rewrite history. Will whites, asians, and negros be sent back in time? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else. So come join us and see what kind of crazy adventures await you!