If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
Void Gems Collected: 27 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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