If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Star Shards Collected: 182 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
Farms Harvested: 332 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Void Gems Collected: 25 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3364 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 142 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 179 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 7258
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ores Mined: 578 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Demon Skulls Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Star Shards Collected: 151
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3851 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 New Chunks Explored: 214760
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Zombie Dances: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 New Chunks Explored: 88973
    Gods Slained: 0 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9669
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Dimension Hops: 15 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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