If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Secret Passages Found: 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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