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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 1905 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).