Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventures | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Secret Passages Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	10

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

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Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

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Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchantments Applied:	86
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

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Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	304	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Votes:	2050	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Celeb Feet Thread Minecraft SMP

best of the best, celeb, Celeb feet, celeb foot pics, celeb foot worship, celebrity feet, celebrity foot model, celebrity soles, celebrity toes, famous feet, feet, foot admiration, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetish content, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot pics, foot worship, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!

Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

ChildSuppCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, absent father, blended families, Boundaries, child support, ChildSuppCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional baggage, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, generational trauma, Minecraft, parental responsibilities, past trauma, relationships, Resentment, Server, trust issues

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Orbs of Power Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without any of the real-life drama!

On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!

Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.

Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!

MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!

Anxiety-Free Mindset SMP

AnxietyFree, mindset, smp

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Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of living in a world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you find yourself daydreaming about epic adventures and crazy shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on wild quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla and the fearsome Creeper King. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, master builders, and expert treasure hunters just waiting to team up with you.

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pigs and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Sushi Supreme Minecraft Server

Government, Japan, japanese history, Japanese politics, Japanese Prime Minister, Japanese Prime Minister History, Japanese Prime Minister Ranking, Japanese Prime Minister Tier List Creator, Japanese Prime Minister Tiermaker, Junichiro Koizumi, leadership, Long Tail Tags: Japanese Prime Minister Tier List, Minecraft, Naoto Kan, Politics, Prime Ministers of Japan, Ranking, Server, Shinzo Abe, SUPREME, sushi, Tier List, Tier List Creator, tiermaker, Yasuhiro Nakasone, Yoshihide Suga

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Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of Japanese Prime Ministers ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches. From Shinzo Abe wielding a diamond sword to Yoshihide Suga casting spells with a magic wand, you’ll never know what to expect in this wild and wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where all the Prime Ministers gather to plan their next move. Will they build a giant robot to take over the server? Will they declare war on the neighboring realms? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know when a Prime Minister might sneak up on you with a surprise attack!

””/Brit/”” – Minecraft SMP – BlockyBritney

BlockyBritney, Brit, British Christmas music, british culture, british music, CHOON, Chrimbo, christmas carols, christmas classics, Christmas hits, Christmas music video, christmas playlist, christmas songs, Christmas track, edish, festive tunes, holiday favorites, holiday music, Minecraft, seasonal music, smp, UK artists

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Farms Harvested:	379	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.

Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Adventure, Antispam, building, Cases, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, survival mode, without mods

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Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Divine Spears Created:	22

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CraftyPoe2G – Minecraft Server

Buy Key, chat channel, CraftyPoe2G, Early Access Key, FAQ, Game Database, Game Wiki, Global 1488old, Ingame Chat, Ladder, live updates, Minecraft, new patch, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Server, Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, Trade Site, twitch drops, Wiki

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Gryphons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	39
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy. Plus, we have exclusive Twitch drops that will give your character a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, making you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our launch live updates feature a new mini-game where you have to dodge flaming llamas while riding on a rollercoaster made of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s as insane as it sounds.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy an early access key to our server, where you can trade with other players, climb the ladder to the top, and explore our extensive game database filled with hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and enter our ingame chat channel/global 1488old to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. See you in the game, and may the exploding chickens be ever in your favor!

Minecraft SMP – Your Daily /Creeper/ Source for Laughs

/vt/ KWAB of the Year 2024., Android, chuuba, converse, CorpoCar, creeper, Daily, Divegrass Before Christmas, Events, Froot-themed tea, geega, Grimoire, Holo Gamers, Holo New Year Game Festival, holoHoliday live, hololive, hololive English Myth, hololive friends with U, holopro, Hoshimachi Suisei, Ironmouse, Kaneko Lumi, laughs, maeve kagekiri, Magical Girl holoWitches, Manzai voice collection pack, Minecraft, mori calliope, News, niche gamer, nijisanji en, Ninomae Ina’nis, odyssey, Omaru Polka, Otonose Kanade, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Invader, phase invaders, Quinted Spectrum, Season of Frost, Shirakami Fubuki, Shishiro Botan, smp, source, suri solari, TCG, Tenma Maemi, Tokoyami Towa, Tokyo Mew Mew, USA expansion, V-Jump, Vantacrow Bringer, vshojo, Vtuber, whispering voice pack, Yagoo, Yamato God Kaiiitan, yurikago kokone, zentreya

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Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Towns Built:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where the only news you need is about the wild and wacky world of chuubas! HoloPro’s Omaru Polka dropped a new outfit and covered a Tokyo Mew Mew song, while Holo Gamers are celebrating their 6th anniversary with free merch – because why not? Mori Calliope’s concert sold out faster than you can say “GriMoire,” and she’s dropping hints about a new holoEN group song called “Odyssey.”

But wait, there’s more! Shishiro Botan debuted a Jirai Kei outfit that’s hotter than lava, and Hoshimachi Suisei is teaming up with CONVERSE to release shoes that are out of this world. Plus, hololive is releasing plushies that will make you squeal with joy, and a whispering voice pack that will soothe your soul.

In other news, Nijisanji’s Vantacrow Bringer is taking a break to rest his throat – but don’t worry, he’s still streaming with a text-to-speech voice that’s pure comedy gold. And VShojo is getting into the merch game with outfits for dragons and cyborgs that will make you look cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Phase Connect is dropping beats like it’s hot, with new songs and merch that will make you want to dance like nobody’s watching. And in local news, the Divegrass Before Christmas tournament has crowned a winner – and it’s not who you’d expect.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this world of chuubas and chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Navigating This Minecraft Server

20s, 4chan, 4chan user, attractiveness, campus life, college, Crush, DATING, Experience, fear, Friend, humor, Insecurity, Minecraft, navigating, older guy, Prostitute, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, VIRGINITY

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Dragon Eggs Found:	2741	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Farms Harvested:	660
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a hideous freak because you spend all day on 4chan? Do you want to escape your 28-year-old virgin status and finally experience the joys of being attractive to the opposite sex? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become a virtual stud, where girls will flock to you like bees to honey. No longer will you have to worry about being a virgin, because on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a prostitute when you can impress the ladies with your building skills and charm?

So come on, leave your 4chan days behind and step into a world where you’re the attractive older guy that all the girls desire. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!