Crafty SMP Advice Giver | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Prowess 1.21

#Headshot, Bitch, competitive, Defeat, Digital, Entertainment, First Person Shooter, fps, Gaming, insult, meme, multiplayer, ONLINE, Owned, PIXEL, prowess, reaction, reaction video, taunt, Victory, video game, virtual

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the ultimate adrenaline rush in Minecraft, join this server where you can headshot bitches left and right like a pro gamer!

We got crazy PvP action that will make you feel like a total badass, so come on and show off your mad skills!

Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to dominate the competition with your epic headshots!

PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! I once accidentally fell into a pit of lava and it was like getting a million paper cuts all over my body at once, but like, in Minecraft. And then I respawned and did it again because YOLO, amirite? So come join us and experience the most intense physical pain of your life, but like, in a fun way. Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the memes and the lols.

StinkyCraft

addressing odors, awkward situation, bad odor, body odor, body scent, communication skills, considerate feedback, freshen up, honest feedback, hygiene tips, personal care, personal hygiene, polite way, sensitive issue, sensitive topic, smell bad, social etiquette, Social Interaction, StinkyCraft, tactful approach, tell someone

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magic Items Found:	8657	New Chunks Explored:	524036
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about offending anyone with their stinky odor because on our server, we have a special plugin that releases a burst of fresh lavender scent every time someone logs in. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also come out smelling like a field of flowers. Join now and say goodbye to stinky players forever!

CraftyGuard Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	171	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Animals Bred:	74	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret spy base where we plot to lure and kidnap journalists from other servers! Iran’s Revolutionary Guard ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be the real deal! Join now and be part of the most insane mission to take over the minecraft world! Who needs diamonds when you can have journalists, amirite?! #journalistkidnappers #minecraftspies #revolutionaryguardwho

E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the belgium of all servers, cuz we ban sales of disposable e-cigarettes, like wut even is that? but yea, we’re trendsetters in da EU, so u know we’re da real deal. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild up in here. come join us and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it.

Ice Age Madness

#sustainability, 2100, age, annual losses, climate change, current losses, environmental impact, extreme weather events, glacial retreat, Global glacier evolution, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, high-emission scenarios, Ice, ice loss, long-term effects, madness, melting glaciers, natural disasters, rising temperatures, Sea Level Rise, time period

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7243	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT GLOBAL GLACIER EVOLUTION GOIN’ ON! UNDER HIGH-EMISSION SCENARIOS, WE GOT ANNUAL LOSSES THAT JUST KEEP ON INCREASIN’ UNTIL 2100! IT’S PEAKIN’ AROUND 3 TIMES CURRENT LOSSES, Y’ALL! THAT’S LIKE, CRAZY TALK! WE TALKIN’ LOSSES OF 46%–54% OVER THE 2015–2100 TIME PERIOD!

SO IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME WILD GLACIER ACTION AND WATCH THE ICE MELT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER! WE GOT THE HOTTEST MINECRAFT CLIMATE AROUND!JOIN US NOW BEFORE WE ALL TURN INTO PENGUINS OR SOMETHIN’! LOL!

Konohaven

Canada, CustomHats, Customitems, CustomModels, eastcoast, Economy, Europe, Fabric, FriendlyCompetitiveEnvironment, Harddifficulty, HolidayEvents, Karaoke, KnockbackSticks, Konohaven, Pl3xmap, qualityoflife, Resourcepack, SinglePlayerSleep, smp, ToxicPriceWar, USPlayers, Virginia

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Star Shards Collected:	134	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Villages Defended:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Konohaven Season 3 Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 Fabric
Server Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Disabled Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms
Additional Mods	Live Map, Simple Voice Chat

Additional Details:

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes and pricing
Events and Challenges: Unique rewards and activities
Custom Models: Resource pack for custom items (optional)
Community Based Server: Play solo or collaboratively

Whitelist Process:

Join Discord
Read rules and requirements
Apply for whitelist

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Follow the whitelist process outlined above to join the server.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Rules and policies can be found in the server’s information guide linked above.

Q: Are there age restrictions?

A: Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, with exceptions.

Mystic Seven Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, mystic, Realms

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	499

Yo, bro, imagine Russia hitting up this Minecraft server for military help instead of their weak alliances. Like, these green military geniuses are on a whole other level, man. They’ll have you dominating the battlefield with their epic strategies and skills. Join now and be part of the ultimate army of Minecraft warriors. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

SongStuckInHeadMC SMP

#earworm, brain on repeat, can’t get it out, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop humming, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, earworms, melody stuck, music obsession, musical obsession., repeat offender, smp, song on replay, song stuck, song stuck in head, SongStuckInHeadMC, stuck in my brain, stuck on loop, stuck on repeat, tune in my head

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots glitter out of its horn and grants wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on the diamond-studded hot tubs and the roller coaster made entirely out of cake!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server you’ve ever seen! Plus, I heard that if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. How cool is that?! 😂🌈🐲

Oh, and to answer your question, the song that’s stuck in my head right now is “Baby Shark” because our server has a secret underwater rave where all the mobs dance to it on repeat. It’s a total banger, trust me! 🦈🎶🕺🏻

ADHDcraft: Crafting Chaos & Creativity

adhd, ADHDcraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Challenges, Chaos, cognitive differences, coping mechanisms, Crafting, creativity, education, Empathy, executive functioning, mental health, misconceptions, misunderstood, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, societal perceptions, stigma, Struggles, Support, treatment options, Understanding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249
Love Letters Sent:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you ADHD gamers out there!

Join us for non-stop action and excitement that will keep your brain buzzing like a swarm of bees on a sugar high. Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re sprinting through a field of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers on speed!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is specially designed to cater to the unique needs of players with ADHD. Forget about boring quests and tedious tasks – on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment as you bounce from one crazy adventure to the next.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner ADHD warrior! Who knows, you might even discover hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away – literally!

FreePlay – Minecraft server

Business, cars, donation, Economy, Events, Game Currency, Herbalism, Houses, Job, Magic, part time job, Pass ticket, Private Survival, quest line, Quests, real estate, Relaxation, Rewards, Roleplay, RP mode, RPG, rpg mode, Russian, Tasks, Waiting, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Towns Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to our server – FreePlay! We have such modes as:

· RP mode – There is no scope for your desires, because you can: buy real estate, businesses, cars, houses, get a job or part-time job and make a profit, and also complete quests for rewards and game currency!

· Private Survival – If you are tired of the large flow of players and just want to relax, then this mode is especially for you. Unfortunately, we cannot let people in there for free, so as not to spoil the gameplay for others, but you can buy a pass ticket to our server for just a small price on our donation site.

· RPG mode (In development) – This is a small mode where you will find a special quest line, various tasks, herbalism, as well as the elements and a complete boundless world of magic, where you can have a good time. The mode is currently IN DEVELOPMENT for an indefinite period.

We are waiting for you!

mc.fpworld.ru

Helios: THE ARRIVAL

#light magic, Age Progression system, Arrival, deities, Discord, Era Progression Content, Geopolitics, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, Mods and Plugins, non-p2w, player-engagement, realistic politics, Roleplay, Soft-Resets, Space Travel, Towny, Valkaryian Skies, vs2, Worldbuilding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3456	Secret Passages Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	360
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server:

Key Features
World of Realistic Politics
Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies
Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology
Realistic technological Era advancement
Manage society with Minecolonies

The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Using a roleplay-based Age Progression system, each Age changes gameplay style, technology, and environment, but with a “soft reset” system so players don’t lose all their progress. Currently set in the 16th century, players can advance through different Ages by influencing future developments through choices and suggestions.

The goal of the server is to foster player engagement by allowing players to build towns or nations, manage resources, form governments, face challenges posed by deities, or simply relax.

To learn more and join, visit:

https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the World of Helios?	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that offers a unique gameplay experience with realistic politics, sea exploration, and Greek mythology quests.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by visiting the provided Discord link or CurseForge link for more information on how to get started.
What is the Age Progression system?	The Age Progression system introduces different gameplay styles and advancements as players progress through different Ages, influencing future developments.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players are encouraged to build towns or nations, manage resources, form governments, and face challenges presented by deities.

Ember Quest 1.21.4

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	4248	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Yo, bros, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about Fire Emblem games? Like, imagine building your own castle and battling with swords and magic just like in the games! It’s like living in the Fire Emblem world but in Minecraft form, mind blown, right? Plus, we have event calendars and guides to help you navigate through this crazy adventure. So come on, join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together! #MinecraftEmblem #BlockyMagic #JoinUsNow

NoChoiceButMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, there are flying pigs that poop diamonds and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and can breathe fire underwater. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons, and sometimes even the Ender Dragon shows up to breakdance. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and go on a rampage through the server, destroying everything in our path. It’s totally wild, bro!

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally insane and full of crazy adventures, then you have no choice but to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockBuster5+

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Farms Harvested:	246	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, it’s time to take a break and join our Minecraft server for some epic adventures!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so awesome, even Steve himself would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots gave him the power to defeat the Ender Dragon with just a single punch.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. These funky sheep drop disco balls that make your enemies break out into dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs movies when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

Players:	100/300	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Emeralds Found:	691	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	96	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	2