Crafty SMP Advice Giver | New Minecraft Servers 2024

””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cake” competition.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him and answer his riddles correctly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	586913	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Gif Master Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to get your heart racing! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, post /a/ gifs that get you going! Who knew that pixelated blocks could be so steamy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see where the madness takes you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Polska Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos of natural disasters like Cyclone RussiaGermany! Watch as the Vistula and other rivers swell to epic proportions, flooding 80% of Polish houses because apparently local superstition says it’s good luck to have flowing water outside your window.

But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Emeralds Found:	1706	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a trading system where you can exchange zoomer egirls for good conversation – because who needs diamonds when you can have a deep chat about the meaning of life with a virtual e-girl? And don’t worry, the pics and vids are virtually unlimited, just like the possibilities on our server. Join now and embark on a wild journey filled with memes, madness, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Is Real Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, Anycolor, is here to shake things up!

Join us on Anycolor and experience a world where the grass is neon pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic.

But that’s not all – on Anycolor, you can ride llamas into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even tame a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you keep him supplied with brains, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join Anycolor today and help us make Minecraft great again…or at least make it more colorful and ridiculous than ever before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country

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Are you tired of living in a world where toxoplasmosis runs rampant in your country? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing infecting you will be the urge to build the most epic base ever!

Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Echo Enclave 1.21 PvE Private server Minecraft

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-Here you won’t think about the fact that someone will kill you–Here you can devote yourself wholeheartedly to creativity and grind–The only danger we have for you is: Mobs, You–Tired of harmful players and arrogant admins? There are few players here and the admins will be very happy to see you (in the good sense of the word) –-We don’t have a website or donation yet, we are a little lazy but full of enthusiasm to create something similar to a server and, in the future, a whole game project–Do you play with cheats? the main thing is not to disturb others…-

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

”’>Winning Game<''' Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of toxic players ruining your League of Legends experience? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Jungler Dies Once” policy! If a jungler dies, they must perform a hilarious dance routine for the rest of the game to make up for it. Plus, if anyone tries to FF early, they will be banished to the Nether realm for eternity. Join us for a truly epic and drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pixel Link SMP – General PXL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this mysterious, magical, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play alongside the clumsiest girl next door, the silliest girly girl, and even a chuuni seiso girl who’s ready to take on the world (of Minecraft, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of delulu deredere, gremlin imouto, and dorky weird girl as they navigate through horror games, RPGs, and retro classics. And let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who’s always up for a game of cards or a round of karaoke.

With original songs, covers, and ASMR to boot, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the PixelFriends idol group, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Illinois TV Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring political ads interrupting your Minecraft gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! We promise zero political ads and 100% more fun. Plus, our opponents are against building epic structures and mining for diamonds. Don’t let them win, vote for a server where your virtual life depends on it! Join us now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and absurd campaign promises.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crops Grown:	8350	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the Dark Repulser – a legendary sword that can one-shot any mob in the game, including the Ender Dragon!

Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	948
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Buildings Constructed:	38
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8963
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.