Crafty Redditors – Mine, Build, LOL!

BUILD, Campaign, Community, Crafty, Digital, funny, goys, humor, internet, internet culture, lol, meme, ONLINE, online activism, Poster, reddit, redditors, Share, social media, spread, troll, twitter, viral, viral marketing

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party!

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to spread the word on Reddit and Twitter to troll all the goys out there! Let the madness begin!

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Animals Bred:	141
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Star Shards Collected:	72
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	117
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	1754

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	37	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Emeralds Found:	6585
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Votes:	6938
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	82	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8220	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.