Crafty Pussies United | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! Just like over 100 migrants breaking through razor wire and knocking down guards at the El Paso border, you’ll be breaking barriers and having a blast! The Biden administration secretly flew in 320,000 migrants to reduce border crossings, but on our server, we fly in 320,000 players to increase the fun! Joe Biden’s Parole Pipeline has nothing on our server, where we free 825K players into the virtual world – outpacing the population of San Francisco! ICE may be considering mass releases to close budget gaps, but on our server, we release mass amounts of laughter and entertainment! And just like the new migrant caravan headed to the US, there’s a new wave of players headed to our server for an epic gaming experience! So come join us, where even with a big military and 2nd amendment, we can’t stop the madness and hilarity that ensues! It’s a border surge of fun and chaos that you won’t want to miss!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	164	Alien Abductions:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Emeralds Found:	7206
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	963

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Emeralds Found:	8692
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Animals Bred:	50

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Farms Harvested:	159	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ores Mined:	9215
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Divine Spears Created:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
New Chunks Explored:	465489	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Enchantments Applied:	107

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Animals Bred:	99
Dragon Eggs Found:	8912	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!