Crafty Pussies United | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCoupleGifts

5 years old, aita, alone, calling out, CraftyCoupleGifts, dinner time, EXCITEMENT, Experience, hurt, joint birthday present, joy, Party, PRESENT, Ridiculous, saturday, selfish, sharing, Son, Wife, work

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7648	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Zombie Dances:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sharing joy? Look no further than our server! We believe in waiting to open presents together, unlike some selfish parents out there. Join us for a birthday celebration like no other, where we wait until the whole family is present to open gifts. Who knows, maybe we’ll even have a virtual cake to share! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the true meaning of family togetherness.

BrainFlicker Minecraft SMP

arousal, awkward, Brain, BrainFlicker, desire, EMBARRASSING, funny, impulse, inappropriate, lustful, Minecraft, Random, sexual, Situation, smp, strange, Thoughts, Timing, Turned On, uncontrollable, unexpected, weird

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

LMAO, okay so like picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly your brain is like “Hey buddy, you know what would be a great idea right now? Getting turned on!” Like, what the actual heck brain, we’re in the middle of a creeper attack and you wanna think about that? 😂 But hey, if you wanna experience more random brain farts like that, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP! We have the most chaotic and hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our server events are so wild, you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join us and let your brain do some questionable things at the most inappropriate times! 🤪🤣🤣🤣 #MinecraftSMP #CreeperTurnOn

Dad’s Wisdom: Creeper-Free Zone

advice, cherished, Childhood, CreeperFree, Dads, family, Father, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly advice, guidance, Impactful, lasting impression, lessons, life lessons, love, memorable, paternal, Role Model, unforgettable, wisdom, words of wisdom, Zone

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8448	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad proud? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your dad will be begging to join in on the fun. Picture this: you and your dad teaming up to battle hordes of creepers, building the most epic castle together, and bonding over your shared love for mining diamonds. Trust us, this server will bring you and your dad closer than ever before. Join now and create memories that will last a lifetime!

CanalCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, canal, CanalCraft, Claim, controversy, denial, Diplomatic, Dispute, free, international relations, Maritime, Minecraft, Négotiation, panama, panama canal, policy, Server, shipping, State Department, Toll, Transit, US government, Vessels

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2585
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the Panama Canal but in Minecraft!! U can sail ur boat for free and the State Department is all like “whaaaat??” They can’t believe it, but we don’t care cuz we’re too busy building epic ships and cruising through the canal like bosses. Join us and be part of the craziest waterway adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that we don’t need no government to tell us how to sail our boats! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GazaCraft: No Trump Soldiers

Conflict Resolution, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, global politics, international relations, Middle East conflict, military deployment, military intervention, military presence, military strategy, Peacekeeping, security measures, soldiers, trump, Trump administration, united states, us foreign policy, US soldiers, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	192	Potions Brewed:	92
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where trump has declared that no US soldiers are needed in Gaza because our server is so lit that the US will take over after the war is won by our epic players. we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the best community ever. plus, trump himself will be joining us to build a giant wall around our server to keep out all the haters. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Crafty Nurse Squad

Better nurse staffing, C-sections, Childbirth, Crafty, fewer c-sections, Healthcare, healthcare outcomes, healthcare quality, healthcare research, healthcare staffing, hospital staffing, labor and delivery, maternal health, Maternity care., medical procedures, medical staffing, Nurse, nurse staffing, obstetrics, patient outcomes, squad, Surgical procedures, surgical staff

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9585	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

join our server and never worry about getting a c-section again! our nurse staffing is so on point, you’ll be popping out babies like a conveyor belt! trust us, you won’t find a better place to birth your pixelated offspring. come join the fun and let our nurses take care of you in ways you never thought possible. who knew minecraft could be so life-changing? come see for yourself!

Redefo

Adventure, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8506

Welcome to the redesign!

Redemo is the perfect place for you who seek a unique experience in the Minecraft universe! With a friendly community, stable servers and various game modes, we guarantee that your adventure will be unforgettable.

What we offer:

Diversified game modes: From the traditional Survival to custom modalities you will love to explore. Events and Challenges: Participate in weekly events, tournaments and exciting challenges to test your skills. Economics and Commerce: Build your empire, change items and gain riches in our economic system. ATTENTION: Always ready to ensure fun gameplay and without abuse, with quick support for players. Join our community and create amazing memories with your friends on the redemum. Let’s grow together!

Enter now and start your journey!

redemo.ddns.net:2153

Pixeras

Afk, Balanced, blocks, Epic Tasks., fair, Fun, Innovative, Items, legend, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, pay to win, PIXEL, Pixeras, Powerful player, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ores Mined:	4209	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Pixeras comes with a Skyblock and MMORPG mixture that forces Minecraft’s boundaries! As the name implies, it represents a world in which the pixels unite and become a legend. Here, you will delete the traces of the concept of Pay to Win and find a fair, balanced, innovative and fun game environment. You will not only be limited to breaking the blocks and collecting items or leaving AFK, but you will also proceed to become the most powerful player in the Pixeras world by completing the epic tasks.

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THE OLD LANDS

Lands, Minecraft server Roleplay Discord Tech exploration Magic Ruins Riches Legacies PvP Survival Exploration Modded Kingdoms Adventure Ashes Eccentric Zealots Dwarves Villain Storytelling, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	3313	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Void Armor Forged:	16
Villages Defended:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Overview

Server Name	Old Lands
Experience	Modded worldbuilding server with rich storytelling and survival aspects
Mods	Around 300 mods including tech exploration and magic
Features	Ruins to explore, riches to claim, and legacies to build
Gameplay	PvP welcome, roleplay rules apply
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join our server by clicking on the link provided in the Discord invite.

Q: What are the rules for PvP?

A: PvP is welcome and encouraged, but standard roleplay rules apply such as No New Life Rule (NLR).

Q: Are there specific character roles to play on the server?

A: You are free to choose how you wish to make your mark on the world, whether as an inspiration to your people or in infamy as a villain.

RainbowCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Japanese VTubers, Nijisanji, Nijisanji community, Nijisanji content, Nijisanji content preferences, Nijisanji discord, nijisanji fans, Nijisanji Instagram, Nijisanji language, Nijisanji members, Nijisanji official, Nijisanji streams, Nijisanji thread, Nijisanji Twitter, Nijisanji viewers, Nijisanji wiki, RainbowCraft, virtual youtubers, にじさんじ

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, ever heard of Nijisanji? It’s like a secret club of epic gamers and streamers who are lowkey killing it in the Minecraft world. Check out their official members list, it’s like the Avengers but with more blocks and less spandex.

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to game with these legends. We got streams on streams, bro! Watch multiple streams at once, it’s like having multiple tabs open but way more chaotic and fun. Plus, we got a viewer that lets you peep on who’s streaming – it’s like being a creeper but in a totally non-creepy way.

Want to get into Nijisanji? Just tell us what kind of content you’re into and if you can understand the language used by the branch you want to join. We’ll hook you up, no worries.

And remember, ignore the haters – we don’t mess with shitposters, discordfags, or tribalfags. They’re like the creepers of the internet, just waiting to blow up your vibe. So come on over to our server and let’s build some epic stuff together!

RoutineBreaker Minecraft Server

Argument, breakfast routine, breaking routine, childcare, Date night, employment, family day, family routine, Great Danes, IT job, Minecraft, morning routine, mother-in-law, non verbal autism, parenting routine, Routine, RoutineBreaker, Schedule, Server, spontaneous, Upset, wife’s routine, working parents

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where routines are sacred and spontaneity is a sin! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waking up at 4 am to go for a run with your dogs, only to be scolded for disrupting the carefully crafted schedule of your significant other.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on structure and order, where breakfast has been the same for 13 years and lunch is a sacred ritual. But beware, attempting to join in on a jog at an unconventional hour may result in a rift in your relationship and a ban from the breakfast table.

Join us for date nights on Fridays and family days on Saturdays, where the only acceptable form of entertainment is following the strict routine of your partner. And don’t worry, if you need a break from the monotony, there’s always DIY projects, gardening, and plumbing to keep you busy.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of living in a world where schedules reign supreme and spontaneity is a punishable offense. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

BoyfriendDeadlineCraft

Accountability, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendDeadlineCraft, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Cooking, DEADLINE, emotional labor, Expectations, Frustration, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Villages Defended:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who promise to help but never follow through? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your virtual boyfriend leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Plus, our virtual dogs never need to be taken care of – they just magically respawn when you log off! Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where you can set deadlines for your virtual partner to get their act together. Join now and build a life where you’re the only one in control – no more guilt, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Regretless SMP – Minecraft

acceptance, Closure, DELETE, erase, forgiveness, growth, healing, hindsight, learn, let go, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Move on, past, Reflection, Regretless, regrets, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and delete all your past mistakes by joining our epic Minecraft adventure!

PixelPufferfish

benefits of quitting smoking, better circulation, better skin, health benefits, improved breathing, improved cardiovascular health, improved lung function, improved overall well-being, improved sense of smell, improved sense of taste, increased energy, long term effects of quitting smoking, longer life expectancy, lower risk of diseases, PixelPufferfish, positive effects, quit smoking, quitting cigarettes, reduced coughing, smoke-free life, smoking cessation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	291	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Are you tired of being a slave to cigarettes? Join our Minecraft server and watch your cravings disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight! Within minutes of logging on, you’ll feel the urge to smoke vanish like a stack of blocks in creative mode. Our virtual world is so addicting, you won’t even remember you used to be a smoker! So come join us and say goodbye to tobacco and hello to a new addiction – building epic structures and battling zombies!

SovietBeat Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war, art, Censorship, Corruption, dies, falling out of window, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Minecraft, Music, musician, police search, protest, Russian, Server, SovietBeat, Tragedy, tragic death

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mines Excavated:	1395	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Votes:	1144	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier stories than a russian anti-war musician falling out of a window during a police search! our server is so lit, you’ll be falling out of your chair laughing at all the shenanigans that go down. we have more drama than a reality tv show, with twists and turns that will leave you shook. join now and be part of the madness, because on our server, anything can happen!

Players:	103/400	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8452
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Crops Grown:	7372	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16