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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Chimeras Created: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Divine Spears Created: 29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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