Crafty Pixels: ‘N64 Games Edition’ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Brain Rewire Minecraft Server

behavior modification, Brain, cognitive restructuring, mental flexibility, Minecraft, neuroplasticity, personal development, personal growth, personality change, positive mindset, Rewire, rewire brain, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, Server

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring personality in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can literally rewire your brain and become a whole new player!

Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you transform into the most pleasant and likable character in the Minecraft universe. But beware, just like in real life, changing your personality in-game is not an easy task. You might find yourself questioning if it’s all just a waste of time, or if you can truly become a new and improved player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft personality chameleon. Who knows, you might even unlock hidden powers and abilities along the way. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild

Alt1, conjure, Content Roadmap, creeper, csg, Divination, elite dungeon, game updates, Gate of Elidinis, guild, Minecraft, Mining, money making guide, necromancy, Official News Archive, overhead prayer, Perk calculator, Returning Players, RS Wiki, Runecrafting, runescape, Sanctum of Rebirth, scripture, skill training, Smithing, smp, Survival, underworld, Vampyre juvinate

Welcome to Vampyre Juvinate Edition! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.

If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.

Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7276
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mines Excavated:	3106	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Crops Grown:	3538	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	434716

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Divine Spears Created:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Buildings Constructed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Villages Defended:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Divine Spears Created:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Enchantments Applied:	55

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2