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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7351 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
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