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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2674 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 3066 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 27 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most ridiculous structures you can think of (yes, even a giant toilet castle is fair game).
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against a dragon made entirely of TNT, and emerged victorious with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.
So if you’re ready to wake up from the nightmare that is boring Minecraft servers, join us and let the madness begin. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.