Crafty Nightmares: Wake me up with diamonds!

Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3551
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	54
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	5505	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
New Chunks Explored:	641583	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Emeralds Found:	9347
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Buildings Constructed:	33
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	302	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Towns Built:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	45	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	131

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Crops Grown:	8011	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	95/100	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9301
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	7299	Orbs of Power Found:	12