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CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	672	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Magic Items Found:	2347	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	51
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchantments Applied:	275

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	93
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Runes Activated:	2	Votes:	5766
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4832
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Dragons Tamed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
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About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

Players:	90/600	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4