Crafty Memes: Where /pol/ meets Minecraft for some LOLs

Blazin’ Dementia Quest

air pollution, air quality, Blazin, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, dementia risk, elderly population, environmental factors, health, long-term effects, long-term study, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological conditions, public health, Quest, research findings, respiratory health, smoke exposure, study, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we got so much smoke from wildfires that your brain will be so damaged you’ll forget how to mine diamonds! but hey, who needs diamonds when you can have dementia, amirite? join now for a chance to forget your own name and wander aimlessly through our virtual world! #dementiagoals #wildfiresmokefun #minecraftmadness

HardCoreFFA

Hardcore

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	4457	Emeralds Found:	7450
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Animals Bred:	109
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Join the HardCore FFA Server Experience Today!

Bespoke Plugins: At HardCore FFA, we pride ourselves on creating custom plugins tailored to enhance your gaming experience.

Cheater Detection: We utilize advanced detection methods to identify and ban cheaters swiftly, ensuring a fair and competitive environment for all players.

Lag Minimization: Our server is optimized to minimize lag, providing you with smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions.

Optimized Combat Settings: Enjoy finely-tuned knockback (KB) and combat settings, giving you a balanced and thrilling PvP experience.

eu.hardcoreffa.xyz

Welcome server minecraft

banner, description, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, personal account, Rating, Server, welcome

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9498	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

The description of the server server “Welcome” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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LittleDigPlanet

Afk, Chat Functionality, Community, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Experience, Gaming, Grief Protection, Join, Legacy, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Server Information
Server Type	Vanilla
Map Started	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Peak Online Players	8-12
Difficulty	Hard
Render View Distance	32 Chunks

Server Rules
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks	None
Area Claim Plugins	None
Griefing Settings	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Minecraft server?

To join the Minecraft server, please join our Discord server and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. Here is the Discord invite link: https://discord.gg/Jmpc7sqmVd

2. What is the age requirement to join the server?

The age requirement to join the server is 25+.

3. Are there any ranks or moderator positions on the server?

No, there are no ranks or moderator positions. The server is run independently by the owners without any special privileges.

4. Are there any area claim plugins on the server?

No, there are no area claim plugins used on the server.

5. What is the server difficulty set to?

The server difficulty is set to Hard.

6. How many players are usually online at peak times?

There are usually around 8-12 players online at peak times.

7. Can I view old maps or play in Creative mode on the server?

Yes, there is a separate Legacy Server to view old maps and a Creative server to play around or practice building.

8. Are there any exceptions to the vanilla experience?

Yes, Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, and there are plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and DynMap.

9. How can I change my in-game chat text color?

There is a plugin on the server that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

10. Can I chat with players in-game if I am not online?

Yes, DiscordSVR bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel to allow communication between players in game and on Discord.

Cigarette City 1.20.2

1.20.2, brand promotion, Cigarette, cigarette brands, cigarettes promotion, city, controversial marketing, digital advertising, gifted cigarettes, influencer marketing, marketing tactics, online influencers, promote smoking, promotional gifts, promotional strategies, smoking culture, social media promotion, tobacco industry, tobacco promotion, unconventional marketing, viral marketing, VTuber fans

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crops Grown:	5185
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – they’re giving away 12k cigarettes to promote smoking to vtuber fans! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s all about that smoky goodness, am I right? Plus, imagine all the crazy shenanigans you can get into while puffing away on your virtual ciggies. It’s like a nicotine-fueled party in the digital world, man. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s smoke our way to victory!

GrudgeCraft: Not Your Average Server

addiction accusations, Apology, Average, caregiving, Chronic pain, communication breakdown, degenerative disease, disability, emotional trauma, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, forgiveness, GrudgeCraft, high school dropout, holding a grudge, Illness, lingering resentment, long-term effects, multigenerational household, pain management, Server, surgery recovery

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Alien Abductions:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of multigenerational living, disability struggles, and unexpected betrayals.

Picture this: you log in and spawn in a house filled with your husband, his parents, and your kids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also encounter a sneaky BIL and SIL who are up to no good. Will you be able to survive the drama and build your dream Minecraft empire?

Experience the thrill of being accused of being a “cancer on the family” and addicted to painkillers by your own family members. Watch as your husband stands by your side and defends your honor in epic shouting matches.

But fear not, for forgiveness is just a block away! Will you be able to forgive and forget, or will you continue to rage-quit every time you see them in-game?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of blocky fun. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft family drama at your fingertips?

HillDeathCraft

adamant, Beliefs, convictions, Dedicated, DEFEND, die on, firm, HILL, HillDeathCraft, impassioned, non-negotiable, Principles, Resolute, Stand, Staunch, Steadfast, unmovable, Unshakeable, unwavering, unyielding, VALUES

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9965	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hill to die on! Literally, because we have a hill made entirely of diamond blocks that will make your friends green with envy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join our server and you just might be lucky enough to ride into battle on the back of this majestic feathered beast.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon? Dance the night away with all your blocky buddies and show off your best moves in front of the most fearsome creature in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

CanalCraft: NoFeeNavy

CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, exemption, fees, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Maritime, NoFeeNavy, panama, panama canal, policy, State Dept, Trade, Transit, Transportation, travel, united states, US government, Vessels, waterway

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Farms Harvested:	162	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u can sail through the panama canal for FREEEE. like, no fees bro, just sail on through like a boss. imagine all the diamonds u can transport without spending a single dime. it’s like a pirate’s dream come true, except u ain’t gotta steal nuthin’. just sail on through and be the richest player on the server. join now before the government changes their mind and starts chargin’ again. u don’t wanna miss out on this epic opportunity, trust me. sail away, my friends, sail away.

TheOasis

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Custom, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, Minigames, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, TheOasis, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Server Name	TheOasis MC
Server Type	Towny
Supported Versions	1.19-1.21.3

Overview

Looking for a fresh Minecraft experience? Come join TheOasis MC, a vibrant Towny server that runs on versions 1.19-1.21.3!

We’re all about building a fun, friendly, and balanced community. Whether you’re a builder, a fighter, or a merchant, there’s a place for everyone!

Come join us and start your journey in TheOasis MC today! play.oasismc.net

See you in TheOasis! 🌴

FAQ

Q: How do I join TheOasis MC server?

A: You can join TheOasis MC by entering play.oasismc.net into your Minecraft server list.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported on TheOasis MC?

A: TheOasis MC supports versions 1.19-1.21.3.

Q: What are the main features of TheOasis MC?

A: The main features include Towny, Economy, /fly command, Ranks, Player Warps & Shops, and Crates with rewards.

Q: Is TheOasis MC community-friendly?

A: Yes, TheOasis MC aims to build a fun, friendly, and balanced community for players of all types.

Q: Are there any in-game perks available on TheOasis MC?

A: Yes, players can work their way up through ranks that offer unique perks and benefits.

Q: Can I create my own shop on TheOasis MC?

A: Yes, players can create shops, earn money, and trade with fellow players on the server.

Russian Girl Work Chat 1.20.3

1.20.3, appreciation, born abroad, breaks, Chat, Communication, Conversation, Cross-cultural, cultural exchange, Diversity, European, female coworkers, Foreign, friendship, girl, Gratitude, hanging out, International, language exchange, Russian, russian girl, socializing, work, workplace interactions

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously. Why? Because this server is like talking to a Russian girl at work – always thanking you for hanging out with her on breaks. And not just any European females, bro, like actually born there, not from the USA. It’s like a whole new level of interaction, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just hop on and experience the madness for yourself.

UnderwearCraft

aita, Boundaries, consent, DELETE, EMBARRASSMENT, morning routine, overreacting, Posting, privacy, recording, Respect, roommate, Sleeping, social media, tiktok, Understanding, underwear, UnderwearCraft, Video, Yelling

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magic Items Found:	3583	Players Killed by Monsters:	4172
Mines Excavated:	1641	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a giant chicken, or building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, we have a strict “no posting videos of your roommates in their underwear” policy. So you can sleep soundly knowing that your privacy is protected, unlike some TikTok-obsessed roommates out there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

BlockyCashGrabbers

BlockyCashGrabbers, career path, Decision making, Financial goals, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Happiness, high income, job satisfaction, job security, Lifestyle, long-term effects, materialistic, MONEY, personal values, Priorities, regrets, salary, success, work-life balance, worth it

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	286	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Void Armor Forged:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of living in the real world where people only care about money and success? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only career path you need to worry about is mining for diamonds and building epic structures!

Forget about those boring jobs that only care about high income, on our server, the only currency that matters is emeralds and gold blocks. You can become a professional farmer, a master builder, or even a fearless explorer searching for hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.

Join us and escape the pressures of the real world, where the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity in a blocky paradise. Who needs a high income when you can have a high level enchantment table instead?

Bored Calculators Server

advanced math, Algorithms, arithmetic, Artificial Intelligence, basic math, bored, Boredom, boredom with math, calculations, Calculators, computational boredom, computational devices, digital boredom, digital tools, efficiency, electronic devices, Math, Mathematics, problem solving, repetitive tasks, Server, Technology

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	1037	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

lol this server is so lit, even calculators are like “bro, this math is too easy for me”. like, we have so many crazy builds and epic adventures that even the most hardcore gamers will be like “woah, this is next level shiz”. join us if you want to ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamond blocks. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Crafty Aussie Love Quest

adolescent development, Aussie, Aussie teens, communication skills, Crafty, curriculum, education system, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, Empathy, legal definitions, love, peer relationships, preparedness, Quest, real-life skills, Relationship Building, relationships, risk avoidance, sex education, sexual health, Social Skills, teen education, youth development

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

so, liek, yoU knoW how skool is supposd to teech u stuff abt, liek, real life anD stufF? well, this server is, liek, the opposite of that. we don’t teech u boring stufF abt legal definitions anD risk avoidance. we teech u abt, liek, communication, empathy, anD emotional connection.

u knoW, the stufF that actually matters in relationships anD stufF. so, if u wanna be, liek, a pro at relationships anD stufF, join our server. we have, liek, insane stories abt love anD heartbreak anD all that dramatic stufF.

u’ll be, liek, the king or queen of relationships after u join our server. so, come on anD join us. u won’t regret it. trust me, u’ll be, liek, a relationship guru after u spend some time on our server.

A Private Server

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Join our cracked Minecraft server for a fun, friendly community! Enjoy survival, mini-games, and custom events. No premium account needed—everyone’s welcome!

mum-02.wraithnodes.net:9807

Players:	94/500	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1