Crafty Memes: Where /pol/ meets Minecraft for some LOLs

Farm2Table SMP: MegaCrops

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Falling into the Void:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. So basically, on this server, you can grow this magical food that will give you like, superpowers or something. I heard this one guy grew it and suddenly he could fly in the game, like what even?! It’s like the holy grail of Minecraft food, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get this amazing food, but you also get to join in on all the crazy shenanigans that happen on the server. I heard one time there was a giant chicken that started attacking everyone, but then someone tamed it and rode it into battle. It was like a scene out of a movie, bro.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft server that’s just pure chaos and fun, you gotta check this one out. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who doesn’t want to grow food that gives you superpowers? It’s like the ultimate flex, bro.

CyberTruckSmackDown

Afford, BIZARRE, CAR, cybertruck, CyberTruckSmackDown, decision, DRIVE, expensive, head, Hit, hunk of shit, judgment, luxury, people, questionable taste., Sexier, Taste, Unconventional, unconventional choice, unconventional decision, Vehicle

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs driving cybertrucks? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate paradise for players who appreciate luxury and style!

Join us and leave those cybertruck drivers in the dust as you cruise around in your virtual Lamborghini, Ferrari, or even a flying unicorn (yes, we have those too)! Our server is so exclusive that even Elon Musk himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual VIP lounge, sipping on diamond-encrusted potions.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic bird will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why settle for cybertrucks when you can have a diamond-encrusted Lamborghini and a pet Diamond Chicken? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of luxury and absurdity!

CraftyBalticPowerGrid

AFP reports, Baltic states, CraftyBalticPowerGrid, Energy Cooperation, energy diversification, energy independence, energy policy, energy security, energy supply, energy ties, Energy Transition, European power grid, european union, geopolitical strategy, infrastructure development, international relations, political decision, regional integration., renewable energy, russia, Sustainable development

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	283	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAV EUROPEAN POWER GRID LIKE BALTIC STATES! WE CUT TIES WITH RUSSIA AND NOW WE BUILD BLOCKS TOGETHER IN PEACE! NO MORE CREEPERS, ONLY FRIENDLY SHEEP AND PIGS! COME JOIN US FOR A BLOCKY ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE #NOCREEPERSALLOWED

Dollar-O-One’s Crafty World

50 cent, artist, career, Celebrity, Crafty, Dollar-O-One, DollarOOnes, Economy, Entertainment, Fame, fame and fortune, Financial, Hip Hop, inflation, inflationary, MONEY, Music, name change, rapper, standard rates, success, wealth, world

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Farms Harvested:	864
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Yo, imagine if 50 Cent started his rap career today, he’d be Dollar-O-One! 😂 If you wanna experience some crazy shenanigans like that, you gotta join our Minecraft server! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that’ll make you feel like a superhero. Plus, our community is filled with the funniest players you’ll ever meet.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s turn Minecraft into a wild party that even Dollar-O-One would be jealous of! 🎉🐷💎

Blazin’ Dementia Quest

air pollution, air quality, Blazin, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, dementia risk, elderly population, environmental factors, health, long-term effects, long-term study, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological conditions, public health, Quest, research findings, respiratory health, smoke exposure, study, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we got so much smoke from wildfires that your brain will be so damaged you’ll forget how to mine diamonds! but hey, who needs diamonds when you can have dementia, amirite? join now for a chance to forget your own name and wander aimlessly through our virtual world! #dementiagoals #wildfiresmokefun #minecraftmadness

HardCoreFFA

Hardcore

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Join the HardCore FFA Server Experience Today!

Bespoke Plugins: At HardCore FFA, we pride ourselves on creating custom plugins tailored to enhance your gaming experience.

Cheater Detection: We utilize advanced detection methods to identify and ban cheaters swiftly, ensuring a fair and competitive environment for all players.

Lag Minimization: Our server is optimized to minimize lag, providing you with smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions.

Optimized Combat Settings: Enjoy finely-tuned knockback (KB) and combat settings, giving you a balanced and thrilling PvP experience.

eu.hardcoreffa.xyz

Welcome server minecraft

banner, description, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, personal account, Rating, Server, welcome

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchantments Applied:	106	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

The description of the server server “Welcome” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

FixCraftTop.aternos.me

LittleDigPlanet

Afk, Chat Functionality, Community, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Experience, Gaming, Grief Protection, Join, Legacy, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	4205	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Server Information
Server Type	Vanilla
Map Started	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Peak Online Players	8-12
Difficulty	Hard
Render View Distance	32 Chunks

Server Rules
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks	None
Area Claim Plugins	None
Griefing Settings	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Minecraft server?

To join the Minecraft server, please join our Discord server and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. Here is the Discord invite link: https://discord.gg/Jmpc7sqmVd

2. What is the age requirement to join the server?

The age requirement to join the server is 25+.

3. Are there any ranks or moderator positions on the server?

No, there are no ranks or moderator positions. The server is run independently by the owners without any special privileges.

4. Are there any area claim plugins on the server?

No, there are no area claim plugins used on the server.

5. What is the server difficulty set to?

The server difficulty is set to Hard.

6. How many players are usually online at peak times?

There are usually around 8-12 players online at peak times.

7. Can I view old maps or play in Creative mode on the server?

Yes, there is a separate Legacy Server to view old maps and a Creative server to play around or practice building.

8. Are there any exceptions to the vanilla experience?

Yes, Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, and there are plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and DynMap.

9. How can I change my in-game chat text color?

There is a plugin on the server that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

10. Can I chat with players in-game if I am not online?

Yes, DiscordSVR bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel to allow communication between players in game and on Discord.

Cigarette City 1.20.2

1.20.2, brand promotion, Cigarette, cigarette brands, cigarettes promotion, city, controversial marketing, digital advertising, gifted cigarettes, influencer marketing, marketing tactics, online influencers, promote smoking, promotional gifts, promotional strategies, smoking culture, social media promotion, tobacco industry, tobacco promotion, unconventional marketing, viral marketing, VTuber fans

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Items Found:	1285	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – they’re giving away 12k cigarettes to promote smoking to vtuber fans! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s all about that smoky goodness, am I right? Plus, imagine all the crazy shenanigans you can get into while puffing away on your virtual ciggies. It’s like a nicotine-fueled party in the digital world, man. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s smoke our way to victory!

GrudgeCraft: Not Your Average Server

addiction accusations, Apology, Average, caregiving, Chronic pain, communication breakdown, degenerative disease, disability, emotional trauma, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, forgiveness, GrudgeCraft, high school dropout, holding a grudge, Illness, lingering resentment, long-term effects, multigenerational household, pain management, Server, surgery recovery

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	231	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of multigenerational living, disability struggles, and unexpected betrayals.

Picture this: you log in and spawn in a house filled with your husband, his parents, and your kids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also encounter a sneaky BIL and SIL who are up to no good. Will you be able to survive the drama and build your dream Minecraft empire?

Experience the thrill of being accused of being a “cancer on the family” and addicted to painkillers by your own family members. Watch as your husband stands by your side and defends your honor in epic shouting matches.

But fear not, for forgiveness is just a block away! Will you be able to forgive and forget, or will you continue to rage-quit every time you see them in-game?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of blocky fun. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft family drama at your fingertips?

HillDeathCraft

adamant, Beliefs, convictions, Dedicated, DEFEND, die on, firm, HILL, HillDeathCraft, impassioned, non-negotiable, Principles, Resolute, Stand, Staunch, Steadfast, unmovable, Unshakeable, unwavering, unyielding, VALUES

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Star Shards Collected:	146	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Ores Mined:	1494	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hill to die on! Literally, because we have a hill made entirely of diamond blocks that will make your friends green with envy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join our server and you just might be lucky enough to ride into battle on the back of this majestic feathered beast.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon? Dance the night away with all your blocky buddies and show off your best moves in front of the most fearsome creature in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

CanalCraft: NoFeeNavy

CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, exemption, fees, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Maritime, NoFeeNavy, panama, panama canal, policy, State Dept, Trade, Transit, Transportation, travel, united states, US government, Vessels, waterway

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Animals Bred:	136
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u can sail through the panama canal for FREEEE. like, no fees bro, just sail on through like a boss. imagine all the diamonds u can transport without spending a single dime. it’s like a pirate’s dream come true, except u ain’t gotta steal nuthin’. just sail on through and be the richest player on the server. join now before the government changes their mind and starts chargin’ again. u don’t wanna miss out on this epic opportunity, trust me. sail away, my friends, sail away.

TheOasis

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Custom, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, Minigames, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, TheOasis, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Server Name	TheOasis MC
Server Type	Towny
Supported Versions	1.19-1.21.3

Overview

Looking for a fresh Minecraft experience? Come join TheOasis MC, a vibrant Towny server that runs on versions 1.19-1.21.3!

We’re all about building a fun, friendly, and balanced community. Whether you’re a builder, a fighter, or a merchant, there’s a place for everyone!

Come join us and start your journey in TheOasis MC today! play.oasismc.net

See you in TheOasis! 🌴

FAQ

Q: How do I join TheOasis MC server?

A: You can join TheOasis MC by entering play.oasismc.net into your Minecraft server list.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported on TheOasis MC?

A: TheOasis MC supports versions 1.19-1.21.3.

Q: What are the main features of TheOasis MC?

A: The main features include Towny, Economy, /fly command, Ranks, Player Warps & Shops, and Crates with rewards.

Q: Is TheOasis MC community-friendly?

A: Yes, TheOasis MC aims to build a fun, friendly, and balanced community for players of all types.

Q: Are there any in-game perks available on TheOasis MC?

A: Yes, players can work their way up through ranks that offer unique perks and benefits.

Q: Can I create my own shop on TheOasis MC?

A: Yes, players can create shops, earn money, and trade with fellow players on the server.

Russian Girl Work Chat 1.20.3

1.20.3, appreciation, born abroad, breaks, Chat, Communication, Conversation, Cross-cultural, cultural exchange, Diversity, European, female coworkers, Foreign, friendship, girl, Gratitude, hanging out, International, language exchange, Russian, russian girl, socializing, work, workplace interactions

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2281
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously. Why? Because this server is like talking to a Russian girl at work – always thanking you for hanging out with her on breaks. And not just any European females, bro, like actually born there, not from the USA. It’s like a whole new level of interaction, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just hop on and experience the madness for yourself.

UnderwearCraft

aita, Boundaries, consent, DELETE, EMBARRASSMENT, morning routine, overreacting, Posting, privacy, recording, Respect, roommate, Sleeping, social media, tiktok, Understanding, underwear, UnderwearCraft, Video, Yelling

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	54	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Votes:	6021
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8814	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a giant chicken, or building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, we have a strict “no posting videos of your roommates in their underwear” policy. So you can sleep soundly knowing that your privacy is protected, unlike some TikTok-obsessed roommates out there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

Players:	94/400	Votes:	4828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4