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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

bloodmc.joingame.network

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	5490
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

play.lpib.net

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	5042	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

play.reveriemc.xyz

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

gaia.sparked.network:25608

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

bleachevolved.modded.fun

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Villages Defended:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

sasquatch.apexmc.co:25756

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Votes:	3175	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

venus.riftcraftmc.com

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	412	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5800
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

playsc.eu

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ores Mined:	8053
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Star Shards Collected:	190	Runes Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Votes:	8194	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Secret Passages Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	385344
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Towns Built:	8

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net