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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Zombie Dances:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	532655	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

minescape.me

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Villages Defended:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Votes:	6054	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Ores Mined:	5507	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	New Chunks Explored:	811867
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	8051
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Ores Mined:	6048	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Votes:	2177

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	209
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Items Found:	2487
Enchantments Applied:	88	Dragons Tamed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	19849	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Emeralds Found:	7414
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me