Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

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Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crops Grown:	5919	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	779779

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2065	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dimension Hops:	14	Potions Brewed:	73
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

bluefox.ink

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Void Armor Forged:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

play.grizzlyprison.com

Horizons End

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	212	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Welcome to Horizon’s End!Horizon’s End is a custom coded space Minecraft server. Pilot your very own movable starship, take over entire sectors of space, avoid pirates, use hyperspace to explore the vast galaxy! The galaxy is a 200k x 200k space map, with 17 unique planets to visit. Our server has an active, growing community that is welcoming to all new players. Join a nation or create your own settlement, all with the goal of galactic domination. The possibilities are endless!IP: play.horizonsend.net Wiki: https://horizonsendmc.miraheze.org/wiki/

play.horizonsend.net

Kerotscraft Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	650879	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ores Mined:	2423
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to Kerots Craft Minecraft Server, a world of boundless possibilities and creativity! Join our warm and inclusive community, where players skills can come together to share their love for the game. Explore custom features, build magnificent structures, embark on epic quests, and enjoy thrilling events. Fairness, respect, and camaraderie are our top priorities. Join us now and become part of our ever-growing family. Let your adventure begin!

play.kerotscraft.com:19111

Toxiss

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7284
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Void Armor Forged:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to Toxiss, your go-to Minecraft survival server! Dive into our vibrant economy with a feature-packed shop and auction house. Challenge your skills in crystal PvP battles and explore the unique public money dupe system. Enjoy weekly events for thrilling challenges and grab your free kit when joining. Plus, don’t miss our frequent keyalls, showering everyone online with free crate keys for a chance at rare loot. Join Toxiss for the ultimate blend of survival, economy, and PvP – the adventure begins with you!

toxiss.net:19132